The Dachshund Song! - Sheldon® Comic Strip

PANEL 1:
Magenta burst: The DACHSHUND song!
Yellow narration box: [music notes] Youuu used to be awolf! But now your legs are FOUR INCHES LONG!
DIGBY, the brown dachshund, stands against a white background, side-eyeing a banana. Dashed lines go from the top and bottom of his legs to the height of the banana, to emphasize how small they are.

PANEL 2:
Yellow narration box: Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your leaps, well, THEY’RE NOT SO STRONG! [music notes]
DIGBY tries to jump on a blue sofa, but runs his chest in to the cushion. Sound effect: BIFF!

PANEL 3:
Yellow narration box: [music notes] Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your howl IS YAWNING REAL LONG!
Digby, against a white background, stretches his back, front legs stretched out (not very far, they are very short), but in the air. One eye open as he opens his mouth. Sound effect: ZZZZZZZ

PANEL 4: Yellow narration box: Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your barks are PIG-PARTS GONE WRONG!
Digby, with his front legs against the window, barks at a yellow bird sitting in a tree. Sound effect: Borf borf borf

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Dec 3, 2025

Dec 3, 2025

Alt Text Transcript of the Comic: The comic features an outdoor nighttime scene of a dumpster illuminated by a single overhead lamp. It shows a group of raccoons peeking out from or standing on a green dumpster filled with trash bags and garbage. A rat holding a staff like the character Rafiki stands beside one raccoon,. The tone of the comic is humorous, parodying a famous line from The Lion King. Text in the Comic: • A raccoon stands on the edge of the dumpster, holding up a baby raccoon dramatically.  "LOOK, SIMBA!" "EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS OUR KINGDOM." • Two raccoons poke their heads out of the garbage inside the dumpster, and another raccoon peers cautiously around the back edge of the dumpster. They all seem to be part of this "kingdom." Closing Note: Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the FULL Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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