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I want to be Baron Kellett

Guys, it has come to my attention that no one ever claimed the
fifth Kellett Baronetcy in the UK.

Granted, this Baronetage no longer exists, since Cork is no longer in the UK (along with the rest of the Republic of Ireland)…but COME ON. Let’s make this happen! Let’s give a useless “Baron” title to a (one hopes) somewhat-less-useless cartoonist!

There are Irish and English solicitors and legal scholars among the Sheldonista masses: Surely there is some legal loophole we can exploit here? Some way we can turn this whole thing into the plot of a delightful B-grade Disney movie co-starring me, Anne Hathaway, and Dame Edna… right?