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Kenny Rogers

For those outside of the U.S., I thought I should post this
link to the weirdest-backslash-saddest idea anyone ever had for a restaurant chain.

Imagine being in that marketing meeting:

“People! When customers think of Kenny Rogers’ dusty grey beard, and semi-creepy ‘old-man-even-when-he-was-a-young-man’ look, what do they think of?”

“Delicious, delicious chicken, Bob. Delicious, delicious chicken.”

[EDIT: A reader just e-mailed me to tell me there’s only ONE “Kenny Roger’s Roasters” still open. Man, that makes Sunday’s comic just… depressing.]