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Anatomy of a Vampire

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Vampire

DESCRIPTION: A classic vampire - grey crinkly skin, pointy nose, sharp fangs, black hair with a sharp widow’s peak. He is w wearing black pants, white shirt and a dramatic black cloak with scarlet red lining. The collar is tall. His posture is hunched with arms out menacingly.

JOKES: 
- When your looks ays “Ancient Aristocrat,” but also kinda says “Magician at a five fear-old’s birthday.”
- This is what you look like when you haven’t slept since the French Revolution.
- It’s a complexion best described as “Uncooked Pie Crust”
- Glides into every room (He’s wearing Heely’s)
- (Pointing to collar) Collar popped so high, it could double as a sneeze guard at Sizzler.
- He’s the final boss of introverts: If you don’t explicitly invite him, he ain’t comin’
- He put ten cents into a bank in 1785. He’s now worth $58 Billion. …if you’re a vampire and you haven’t figured out compound interest, JUST WALK INTO THE SUN.
- The Apple watch heart monitor was a waste of money.

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