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Anatomy of Elves

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of Elves

DESCRIPTION: Three different types of elves stand on a patch of grass. The Keebler elf, with red hat, green suit jacket, yellow pants, red vest, yellow tie and brown shoes holds up a cookie. A grizzled looking little man with a long white beard pears out of one eye, hands on his hides, squatting. He wears a green hat, green shirt, brown pants and brown boots. Next to him is a tall, Tolkien-style elf. He has long blonde hair, a light green outfit with superfluous fabric draping over his arms and down his legs. A sword hangs from behind his waist. A papyrus-looking scroll reads above them: Elves come in a weird spectrum. They can be an immortal supermodel, a woodlands horror, or a little dork who makes little dork cookies.

JOKES:
- (pointing to Keebler elf) Absolutely refuses to participate in team-building exercises unless it involves an IMMENSE amount of fudge.
- (pointing to Keebler elf) Also: Something about his face looks like he’s about to start singing “I’M JUST A BILL, YES I’M ONLY A BILL”
- (pointing to woodland elf) Whereas a Germanic elf is just leftover troll parts held together with wood glue and spite.
- (pointing to Tolkien elf) Refuses to greet you until you hear his short poem about the moon (Runtime: NINE HOURS)
- Has the vibe of a Broadway director being FORCED to go see a batman movie.
- Disputes all your history trivia with “Nay, ’twas NEVER so. For I walked these paths before the dawn of men.”
- (pointing to previous joke) Ok fine! JEEZ! BRING IT DOWN A NOTCH THERE, GLORFINDEL.
- Sure, it’s nice to have “the light of the two trees” inside you, but it makes for weird farts.

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