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Anatomy of the Cuero

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of the Cuero

Description: A rectangle of a brown and white cowhide floats in a field of water. He has eyeballs on stalks, and the edges are surrounded with claws. It’s mouth in the middle is open showing off teeth.

JOKES:
- The Cuero is a… *checks notes* FLOATING COWHIDE WITH CLAWS??
- (pointing to previous joke) what??
- (pointing to previous joke) Gang, they can’t all be winners
- He’s an ancient beast from Chile (…who smells like anicent shoes from Goodwill.)
- His main attack strategy is to bob in the water until someone mistakes him for a pool loatie.
- He kinda looks like he was cut out with craft scissors.
- The claws are giving “zipper”.
- You know those ladies who have super long nails, and it forces them to type in a bonkers way? THAT’S HOW HE HAS TO WALK.
- His mouth is on the bottom! So he kinda looks like a defeated octopus that lost the zest for life.
- With no limbs, his most ferocious attack move looks like a piece of bologna trying to slide out of a sandwich.

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