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Voting Should Always Have Cookies

California is voting today… and my wife and I always get a goofy grin when we go to our polling place.

In the past, our voting places have included fire houses, public gyms, synagogues, churches, and warehouses… but our current one takes the cake: It’s the living room of this sweet little old couple. And when I say “sweet little old couple,” I mean sweet little old couple. It’s like walking in to your grandma’s house to go vote. “Okay, dear, here’s your ballot. And stand up straight and tall when you vote — this is a wonderful thing you’re doing, remember! And here’s a cookie.”

All voting should be like that: Accompanied by sweet grandmothers.

What’s the best/worst/weirdest polling place you’ve ever had?