What else does Gramp want from Starbucks? strip info approved by Molly
Barista (offering coffee cup): Here's your Venti latte, sir. Can I get you anything else? GRAMP (hands in pockets): Yes! An apostrophe, please.
Barista (offering coffee cup): ... An apostrophe? GRAMP (hands in pockets): In your name. ... "Starbucks." Don't you need an apostrophe?
GRAMP (talking): You're named after the "Moby Dick" character Starbuck ... so a shop of his coffees, or of coffees pertaining to him, should be "Starbuck's."
GRAMP (hands outstretched, talking): It's not some group of guys names Starbuck ... or some abstract ajectival usage, right? So it needs an apostrophe ... right??
Barista (annoyed, holding coffee cup) GRAMP (amused, hands in pockets)
Barista (annoyed, holding coffee cup): Maaaaaaybe we'll give this latte to somebody else. GRAMP (arms outstretched, Dismayed, eyes wide, Hand shaking, hands outstretched): No ... NO!! It's fine! Write it however you want!!