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What is the difference between how you brew coffee and how a coffee shop does?
strip info approved by DaveKellett
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NARRATOR: Why do coffee-shop brews taste better than yours at home? Well, THEY use fresh-ground beans.
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nonspecific (white background)
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- Bag of coffee beans spilled
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NARRATOR: YOU use canned coffee that was ground in Ohio two years ago.
GRAMP (holding can of coffee): Hm.
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NARRATOR: THEY use well-maintained machines.
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NARRATOR: YOU sorta kinda give your coffee-thing a courtesy rinse from the day before
GRAMP (rinsing coffee carafe, whistling)
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NARRATOR: THEY use an $800 espresso maker that has massive, massive water pressure
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NARRATOR: YOU use a $28 machine that you bought at Target...that has the water pressure of a 65-year old guy's bladder.
GRAMP (affronted): HEY.
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NARRATOR: *true*
GRAMP (Dismayed, Standing)
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