THANK YOU to the 3,300+ people who voted as of Friday's poll deadline. It was fun to see that much feedback. Although, I gotta say, you guys were no help at all. :)

I was kinda hoping one would rise to the top, and make my job as final judge and arbiter easier. But unlike what happened in the tagline contest...here, even the big "vote-getters" only ended up with about 10% of the tally. So no clear winner among your hearts and minds. But I'm glad to see most everyone enjoyed it, in any case. It's fun to see the different angles and permutations of joke-making.