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    Sunday's Strip

    Sunday, March 07, 2010 - 01:29 AM

    ....is sorta the story every year between my peach tree and I. I wait, and I wait. Testing the peaches, giving it a few days, testing them again. Waiting a bit longer.

    And then, within four hours of them ripening, it's like all of God's creation has swooped into that dang tree and stolen every peach off of it. I literally had a squirrel look me square in the eye and hiss at me, one year, when I tried to shoo them all off.

    My peach tree is forever the 1985 Christmas rush on Cabbage Patch Dolls.

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    How to know when exactly to pick your fruit...
    strip info entered by Xistic and approved by DaveKellett
    Panel Dialogue Location Props
    1 NARRATOR: Spring is just around the corner, so today we present this public service: How to Know Exactly When to Pick Your Fruit.
    nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)
    2 NARRATOR: Nope! Not quite ripe yet.
    GRAMP (looking blankly)
    Next to Fruit Tree
    • Tree
    3 NARRATOR: Needs a smidge more time.
    GRAMP (looking blankly)
    Next to Fruit Tree
    • Tree
    4 NARRATOR (talking): Still not ready.
    GRAMP (looking blankly, Wearing gardening cloths)
    Next to Fruit Tree
    • Tree
    5 NARRATOR (talking): Nope
    GRAMP (looking blankly)
    Next to Fruit Tree
    • Tree
    6 NARRATOR (talking): OOOP!They ripened two seconds ago!
    GRAMP (excited)
    Next to Fruit Tree
    • Tree
    7 GRAMP (freaked out)
    Next to Fruit Tree
    • Tree
    • Small Animals (Stealing Fruit)
    8 NARRATOR (talking): Too slow, satchmo.
    GRAMP (annoyed)
    Next to Fruit Tree
    • Small Animals

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