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NARRATOR (Title): FRIENDS! Do you love tea? Then you'll "love"...The Tea In Your Office Breakroom!
NARRATOR (left top inside panel): The same 40-pack of tea bags is still there from the day you were hired
NARRATOR: For legal reasons, the text on the package says "Tee"
NARRATOR: Warning on packet says "Produced on machines that also process peanuts....and salmon entrails. So, heads up.
NARRATOR: Thrice-irradiated...for freshness!
NARRATOR: Contents could be described less as "Crushed tea leaves" and more as "a crushed sense of spirit"
NARRATOR: The plastic-coated aluminum packets are harder to open than those plastic clamshells they ship electronics in
NARRATOR: The "Earl Grey" tastes like you've dunked the actual Lord Earl Grey in water...after he's been working out
NARRATOR: The same 40-pack will be there when you quit two years from now
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