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Feb 16, 2026
Feb 16, 2026

The Artist Bureaucrat

Today, DC Comics (home of Superman, Batman, and 3,500 lesser-known “-mans”) announced they’ll be dipping a toe online…and getting into webcomics. (The lengthy, breathy announcement can be read here.) The short of it is, DC is offering comics creators an American Idol-esque chance at getting their creation signed onto a new, online, DC contract. Tellingly, no amounts are promised: it is the DC name that’s being dangled, rather than the beer-n-pizza money which will no doubt result for the “winning” creator.

Even though this announcement mainly speaks to the current, panicked state of print superhero comics, and the resulting editorial decision to try to find something…please Lord….anything that could click with today’s audiences, DC’s move also represents a broader trend among print-based syndicates/publishers/distributors.

The trend I’m talking about can be seen in today’s NY Times article on the subject. In one paragraph, you can see a particularly revealing — but unsurprising — corporate admission: this online push is more about snatching up (early, nascent) works for later exploitation in other, bigger media:

“The company, a division of the Warner Brothers Entertainment, part of Time Warner, views the initiative as a chance to increase its library of intellectual properties, which can be lucrative as films, television shows and toys. DC Comics will also have the right to print the comics in collected editions.”

Short version: We can no longer make enough money in print to make this work, from a corporate standpoint. Our only hope is to snatch up the rights to 10,000 creations, in the hopes that we can turn one of them into a three-picture deal.

That’s painful to see, as a lover of comics as comics. But for a company like DC, which has to pay two marketing guys, three saleswomen, a licensing gal, three lawyers, four secretaries, a VP of finance, and a janitorial staff…they’re essentially admitting that printed comics don’t pay the bills anymore. They only work as a loss-leader for securing that three-picture deal or a contract with Electronic Arts.

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A lot has been written about Andrew Keen’s new book “The Cult of the Amateur: How The Internet is Killing Our Culture”, about the dangers of free, online content — where every amateur and creator has a voice, and where paid, professional journalists and content specialists no longer have the economic underpinnings to compete against their “free”, online competition. Keen’s argument is that this free, user-created or repurposed content will create a dumbing down of news reporting, a diminishment of TV and movie budgets, and the removal of economic incentives for creative work and long-term reporting that take significant time and investment.

For journalism, I think the crux of Keen’s argument might have some merit (wrapped as it may be in a dash of paranoia)…but I’m far, far less concerned about the creative world. And DC’s announcement today is why. Online, the creative world of comics is flourishing in ways not seen for decades. DC’s move is an acknowledgement that the submissions they’re vetting — that the whole print medium they’re vetting — may not be as compelling as what’s being read online. Genres, subgenres, and entirely new voices are breaking out. But the twist of it — and where a lot of media critics like Keen get it wrong — is that no mass-market hits are being created. And that confuses the heck out of them. After 60+ years of post-war, mass-market, gen-u-ine hit-making… media analysts don’t know how to quantify that…so the pros making a living online end of getting lumped in with the 13-year old posting his comics on a free-hosting site. We are all, apparently, the Cult of the Amateur.

And that’s where the discussion consistently goes off course, I think: the assumption that the removal of a corporation from the process removes the “expert” status of the creator. Am I less of an “expert” on comic strips, because I left the auspices of United Media syndicate? Do my two Masters degrees in the art and history of cartooning suddenly become worthless? My 12 years of daily cartooning go out the window? The quality of my work diminished? No. Not at all. But a lot of Keen’s book will tell you that I’m now in this amateur class of creators.

Here’s the truth of it: the removal of a corporation doesn’t remove my “expert” status, nor make me less of a creator….it only removes my hit-making ability. Sheldon will never have the reach of Dilbert, and that’s the bottom line. It will never have the marketing and sales muscle to get in front of 10,000,000 people. If anything, I’m closer to the busker playing guitar in the metro station than to Stephen King — as I lack the support staff of 78 corporate employees to implement “synergies” and Burger King toys to get Sheldon more eyeballs. But the quality of the work, the professionalism with which I approach it, and the consistency upon which you can rely for decades to come…none of that has changed. And for the tens of thousands of people who read the strip everyday…Sheldon is just as much an “expertly” created strip as the one brought to them via their metro paper or a globe-spanning media corporation.

So, regardless of what “The Cult of the Amateur” might say, creators like those behind PvP, Unshelved, Girl Genius, Goats, and Schlock Mercenary are experts in their field. They are professionals, making a living from their work. They just do it on a different scale than a lot of media analysts are used to. A scale that may not support a corporate overhead — but which supports the creator themselves.

What that creates is the rise of the Artist Bureaucrat. These are the artists who run their own ships — from the editorial, to the sales, to the pr, to the production, to the fulfillment. They are solely responsible not only for the artistic vision of their creations — but for bringing it to market with all the tasks that that entails. (…”Real Artists Ship”, as Steve Jobs once said.) It’s a lot of work, and a lot of mastering fields and specialties you didn’t know before. But the payoff is…we don’t need things like DC Comics’ terrible, terrible, terrible online contract.

I’m smiling about that. I’m happy to be in “The Cult of the Artist Bureaucrat”.


Monday! Back in the office!

If you’re just returnin’ to the office on Monday, give yourself another five minutes of non-work, and check out the last few days of strips — especially Saturday and Sunday’s strips. I done drawed ’em real gud.

News From The Head Office: Starslip Book!

As you probably know, my favorite strip for a good two years now has been Starslip Crisis, by my brother-from-another-mother, Kris Straub. It’s a hilarious, intelligent, action-packed sci-fi strip that takes place in an art museum housed in a former (but recently recommissioned!) battleship. There’s layers upon layers of great story-telling in the strip, and if you’re a Sheldon reader and sci-fi fan, I think you’ll really dig it.

And for those already enjoyin’ the strip — and for those willing to trust my opinion — I come bearing good news! There’s a new book collection for the strip that gathers the entire run in one go:

So support good comics! Pick up the book today, here!


Flaco: Adventure-Seeker, Denture-Wearer

For those just tuning in, here are the previous installments of our Saturday Serial: 1, 2, 3.

I’ve been thinkin’ about how to best draw today’s Saturday Serial for a while, now…and I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. My favorite bit? Flaco grabbed Arthur’s wing with his foot, not his hand.

Flaco’s pretty rad. I love how, for such a little dude, he’s got this mountain-climbin’, bear-wrasslin’ attitude about him, sometimes. Does that sound like I’m surprised about that? It should — I was genuinely surprised when Flaco decided to leap off Arthur’s back. You see, he’s a fully realized little guy, in my head, and HE made that decision to leap, not me. Sounds weird, but it’s true.

Oh! And someone asked me recently how you pronounce “Flaco”. It’s Flah-co …similar to “Taco”. (“Oso”, by the way, is Oh-so).


E-mail vs RSS

Two quick reasons to point you to Unshelved today:

1.) Klingons! Always fun.

2.) Unshelved topped 20,000 e-mail subscribers today, which is great. Congrats, fellers!

Speaking of e-mail signups: Sheldon has been tracking a (roughly) 5% monthly growth rate in e-mail subscribers…which is nice. But man! The Sheldon RSS feed is growing by about 10-15% a month. I don’t use RSS, myself. I am the oldest man alive on earth, clearly. But just based on the growth rate for the Sheldon feed, RSS must be a great way to work the web.

Dave Kellett: possibly about to dip a toe into the wonders of RSS.

Actually, since it’s the weekend coming up…

Dave Kellett: about to mow his lawn, and then, come Monday — should he remember — will possibly dip a toe into the wonders of RSS.


Vote Now!

Time to vote for the funniest dog in the Sheldon pug contest. Head here by July 8th and cast a vote for your favorite. Remember: winner gets a personalized copy of “The Good, The Bad & The Pugly”…PLUS a sketch of their pug!

You’ll need to be a registered forum user to vote, but now’s the perfect time to sign up…’cause there’s big-time, high-falutin’, dog-votin’ at stake! Click to sign on up and vote!

And the added bonus is, signing up means you’ll be able to chime in on the ridiculous discussions we have on the forum!


Comic Strip Shout-Out…from the Comics Curmudgeon

Hey! I totally forgot to thank the (immensely) funny Josh Fruhlinger for his “Sheldon” shout-out over at Yahoo’s Pick of the Week.

Thanks, Josh!

Oh, and also: if you haven’t yet come across it, you have to check out Josh’s site, The Comics Curmudgeon. It’s kinda one of the funniest sites on the web.

Also, also: why did I put “immensely” into parentheticals? Odd choice, that.


So Much News To Share Today! Don’t Skip Bits!

1.) The biggest news of the morning is that the shipping company may not have the new book here in time for San Diego Comic-Con. Which, for an independent cartoonist like myself, is kind of devastating news. That convention is the biggest one of the year, financially — so not having it there is a bit of a groin-kick. It…phwew…it gives me a headache to think about. I’ll be so bummed if it arrives two days after the convention. But c’est la vie, eh? In the great schema of life, this is but a passing moment. All I can do now is hope that some trucker somewhere takes an extra “No-Doze” and makes my day.

2.) It’s good to start with the bad news…cause then we can focus on the good news. Sheldonista Derek Pedersen has animated Saturday’s toon, and it is pretty darn awesome. Please check this out…it looks so cool! Click to watch.

Derek is an artist and designer whose work can be seen at Happy Leaf Studios. Please check out his site and show him some love. And note: having tried this out on Sheldon, Derek’s interested in working with other cartoonists. So especially show him some love if you can use his services!

3.) Reader pics continue to trickle in over at the store…and I’ll be adding them in when I have a free moment. So if you have a fun pic you’d like to share, by all means mail it to me!

(Sheldonista Margaret C. and her framed Sunday original.)

4.) I got the chance to watch an early “Transformers” showing with about 1,000 other nerds, yesterday. It was pretty fun, I have to say. But my opinion was totally clouded by the crowd I saw it with. To give you an idea of the crowd’s caliber, people were literally standing and applauding the first time Optimus Prime transformed…or spoke…or twitched an eyebrow. It was though someone had found the lost Shakespeare play “Loves Labours Won”, and was performing it for the first time in 500 years. It was that sort of crowd.

So was the movie good? Who knows. It’s a Michael Bay film. But I had a blast watching it with the collected uber-nerds of Southern California.

5.) But one movie I can wholeheartedly recommended is the Irish independent film “Once”.

You’ve either learned of this movie from all your friends, or you’ve never, ever heard of it. I heard about it from all my screenwriting friends in LA, who praised it to unbelievable heights of hyperbole. And the scary thing is…they were right. This might be among my top five films of all time. I kid you not. It’s a wonderful, intelligent, moving, funny film…with one of the best original soundtracks you’ll ever hear.

In most big cities, you’ll find it playing at smaller theater houses and independents. But please…take the time to seek it out. You won’t regret it. In fact, if you go to see “Once”, and don’t like it, here is my guarantee: I will personally refund every cent of your money. Every cent.*

[*Note: Refunds only valid if you live on my street, and your name is Skip, and you have an old football knee injury which flairs up in humid weather.]

[*Special Note: No one on my street matches this description.]


Mr. Comic Strip? Meet Mrs. Internet

I got a lot of nice e-mails about Saturday’s cartoon, so I thought I should comment on it. Because the size and shape of Saturday’s strip reflect a conscious decision on my part…and the reasons for it are worth sharing.

Which requires that I step back in time to explain.

As many of you may remember from the launch of the Sheldon website, newspaper comic strip syndication was always my hoped-for dream, growing up. Which makes sense: In post-WWII America, newspaper syndication was the best way — perhaps the only way — to make a consistent living as a comic strip cartoonist. So, if you wanted to create comic strips, it followed that you wanted to create comic strips for newspapers.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the newspaper. A.) Folks my age and younger stopped reading newspapers B.) Newspapers themselves took increasingly fewer risks in launching new strips, and C.) Newspaper comic strips themselves got increasingly stale as they catered to the realities of points A and B.

But in the last 5-7 years, more and more cartoonists began sharing their art and making their living online. These were cartoonists who were producing fantastic, interesting work; who were talking directly to their readers by e-mail, blogs, and forums; who were taking a direct hand in the way their characters, books, and licensing were being handled; and who were taking risks with their strips that traditional newspaper syndication never would’ve allowed.

For me — a cartoonist who had been chasing that nirvana of newsprint, but then “saw the light” on internet cartooning — it’s taken me a while to break the mindset of newspaper formatting. But in the last few months, I’ve started to dip a toe into formats, sizes, and shapes that wouldn’t have been possible in traditional newspaper strips.

So, with strips like the “Crotchley Labs” jokes (#1, #2, #3), I was able to use an odd shape and grayscaled images to help convey the feel of cheesy, 1950’s newsreels. And with the recent Home Depot strip about standing in a never-ending line, I was able to string out the strip’s physical size…reinforcing the point of time’s passage. And finally, with Saturday’s strip, I was able to play with a larger negative space…showing the fall of the baby duck in a way that a “normal” strip sizes wouldn’t have allowed.

These experiments have been fun to do, and I think they’ve benefited the strips in which they were used. So, on that front, I’m inclined to use such experiments in the future.

But I’d be curious to hear what you’d have to say on the matter, as a Sheldonista reader. That’s far more interesting than what I have to say on the matter. So, if you have a thought to share, swing by the ol’ Sheldon forum, or let me know via e-mail.


News From the Head Office

If given some magical chance to swipe someone’s artistic ability, I could narrow down my preferred list real quick: Paul Southworth of Ugly Hill, Scott Kurtz of PvP, or Paul Taylor of Wapsi Square. Taylor’s art style is simply amazing. Every time I’m at a comics convention, I’m in awe, watching Paul draw. So allow me to share a bit of exciting news from Paul’s world of Wapsi:

Wapsi Square: Book 2

Blank Label Comics is excited to announce the release of the “Wapsi Square: The Demons In My Back Pocket” by cartoonist Paul Taylor. This is the third “Wapsi Square” book (the first volume was released last year and a collection of early strips was published by Keenspot).

The book is 8.5″ x 11″ / 160 pages, with perfect binding and black-and-white interior ink. You can order one right now through Lulu. Sample pages One Two Three Four Five