Anatomy of The Mummy - Sheldon® Comic Strip

TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of The Mummy

DESCRIPTION: A classic bandage-wrapped mummy walks with arms out and one leg straight out. A few of his bandages are falling off in loops. He hears a headdress with a turquoise head band and gold bangles. His eyes are wide and he smiles sweetly.

JOKES:
- Don’t go cheap! If you know you’re gonna be wrapped up for 4,000 years, pay a few cents extra for the two-ply.
- (Points at arms) Arms are stuck out like he just touched a wet bathroom door handle.
- His embalmers pulled his brain through his nostril. …That’s like trying to get a pull-out couch through a cat-flap.
- (Points at extended foot) Walks like he way overdid leg day
- When he says he’d “Give his left eye” for some of your fried - DON’T TAKE HIM UP ON THAT.
- You think your lungs are out-of-shape? His lungs are OUT-OF-COUNTRY. (Stolen in 1802: Currently on display at the British Museum)
- (Points to back with a few loops of bandage coming off) LIFE HACK! This is the perfect place to store your keys …or a mint!
- (Points to torso) Look on the bright side: can’t get appendicitis if you ain’t got organs
- He buried his servants with him. “Life-time Employment” was a THREAT in ancient Egypt.

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