Anatomy of the Loch Ness Monster - Sheldon® Comic Strip

TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of the Loch Ness Monster

DESCRIPTION: a dinosaur-like creature with a long neck, flippers and a long tail, floats in a pool of water. Her eyes are wide and mouth open in a smile.

JOKES:
- She’s a 66 million year old dinosaur living in a 10,000 year old lake. That math ain’t mathin’.
- HOW has she lived so long? A.) She’s always hydrated B.) She never needs to moisturize
- Biologically incapable of ever being in focus.
- Flippers designed to splash the exact second tourists look away.
- Deep down, just wants someone to ask “How is Nessie,” instead of always “where is Nessie.”
- People forget she’s Scottish until she yells “ACH YAE WEE NUMPTY” at passing tourists.
- Eyes positioned on the sides of her head to maximize her side-eye potential.
- She always waits until the research team packs up their gear before doing a majestic backflip.
- Scotland gave us Johnnie Walker, Macallan, Gelnfiddich ….and Nessie. COINCIDENCE?

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