Better One Better Two - Sheldon® Comic Strip

PANEL 1: An OPTOMETRIST stands in front of the eyeglass test machine placed in front of GRAMP’s head. He turns a knob.
OPTOMETRIST: Better one or better two?
GRAMP: um.

PANEL 2: Closer in as the OPTOMETRIST turns a different knob.
OPTOMETRIST: Better ONE…or better two?
GRAMP: I guess who?

PANEL 3: Close up on GRAMP with the machine in front of his face.
OPTOMETRIST (off-panel): Better three or better four?
GRAMP: Um

PANEL 4: The OPTOMETRIST, hand not on the machine, smiles at the viewer. GRAMP sits still behind the machine.
NARRATION: On boring days, when he needs a little pick-me-up, Gary doesn’t even flip the little lenses.
GRAMP: ummmm

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