Udders - Sheldon® Comic Strip

PANEL 1: A chibi-style purple cow with a darker patch of color on her back, and a pink utter, floats in space.
TEXT:
Just look at these udders!
They’re utterly udders!
No matter who sees ‘em
Their heart goes a flutters!

PANEL 2: The same purple cow floating from the other direction.
TEXT:
Folks gather in clutters
to praise these fine utters,
nuthin’ else and no others,
could cause such a stutters!

PANEL 3: The same cow continues to float and be super cute.
TEXT:
Even chefs will go nutters
for wonderful udders —
‘cause it’s udders that make
all the cheese and butters!

PANEL 4: The cow turns one more time to finish her poem.
TEXT:
So swing b=open shutters!
Yell it out! Do not mutters!
There’s no good rebutters
to these awesome udders!

PANEL 5: A grey cow with same coloring patterns as the above purple cow, but now more realistically, sits at a romantic date, holding a glass of wine. On the table is a tea light candle and vase of flowers. Across from her sits a woodchuck, arms splayed on the table, full size wine glass next to him.
COW: But enough about me. Tell me about being a woodchuck!

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