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Croquet

Giving someone the ol’ whack-a-doo in croquet is quite possibly the most satisfying thing one can do in life. There’s such a delicious “ka-rack” sound associated with it, that it becomes almost Pavlovian.

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Also, a quick request to my friends in show business: Whatever it takes, however it happens, we need to get this guy a recording contract with EMI Records.

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Questions to ask yourself after watching the video a few times:
1.) Are there more than 7 words used throughout the two-minute song?
2.) How many suit changes can you spot during the video?
3.) Can you pinpoint the moment in the video where he clearly gets tired of dancing?
4.) On a scale of 1-10, 10 being very difficult, how tricky is the “Flea Market Dance”?