Sheldonista Dave S. sent me what might possibly be the coolest contest I’ve never heard of: The World Beard & Mustache Championships.
If there is a bigger, dopier style of mustache than the “Imperial”, then I’d like to see it.
But here’s my question: at what point in your life do you go “You know what? I’m tired of dating or of being attractive in any way. I’m past that. Instead, I’m gonna grow me an Imperial.”