Could I get Peanuts instead of Pretzels? strip info entered by celine1 and approved by DaveKellett
GRAMP (cheerfully, sitting): Ma'am? Is it possible to get peanuts instead of pretzels? flight attendent (Standing): No way. We don't go NEAR peanuts any more.
flight attendent (Standing): At some point in the past five years, 99.999% of the human race became deathly allergic to peanuts. Science can't figure it out: peanuts are suddenly the deadliest substance in the world.
flight attendent (Standing): It's gotten so bad, that some people go into anaphylactic shock just HEARING "peanut". Voice (off-panel): HURKK Voice (off-panel): Robert, NO! Block out their conversation! Voice (off-panel): Here! Use my "Celine Dion"