1.) Random greeting cards from strangers.
2.) Three approaches to Christmas wrapping.
3.) Christmas card photos.
4.) The thoughtfulness of giving gift cards.
5.) The nastiness that is eggnog.
6.) And finally: One of my favorite storylines in the strip. Start here, and read forward to the 25th.
Also! I should note that any Sheldon Store orders made after Dec. 21st will be shipped out Dec. 28th.
(I couldn’t find a good audio link anywhere to share with you….so I’ll embed this YouTube thingy):
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Feb 27th, 2384
FROM: Pedro Benitez, Senior VP for Luxury Craft
TO: IndústriaGlobo Shipyard Management; Guangdong, China
RE: The Starwind 9000 Personal Yacht
Ladies & Gentlemen, I have just been informed that the Empire will be militarizing our entire line of Starwind 9000 luxury personal yachts, beginning next week. This will result in zero job losses or diminishment of work-hours, but will mean an intensive 4-week period of re-tooling and re-training for your factory staff.
As you’re no doubt aware from the news, recent events with this race called the “Continuum of Makers” has prompted an increased level of military readiness. The Empire has requested, and IndústriaGlobo has agreed, to the weaponization of our luxury yacht line into small scout ships for the Armada. As you can see from the attached specs, this re-purposing will most notably mean the retrofitting and addition of a Class 4 Cruz-drive ring to the ship, along with new hull plating, ship-to-ship weapons, and forward scanner arrays.
The Empire’s Advanced Weapons department has already modified three Starwinds, now re-christened as the Rio Claro, the Machito, and the Caballito, and will be flying them to Guangdong tomorrow for your review. In addition, 7 engineers from La Familia will be joining your staff to coordinate the Drive’s implementation.
I know this is not news you wanted to hear. It is certainly not news I wanted to hear. But I have been personally assured by the Emperor’s majordomo that this is a temporary measure, and will last only for the duration of these skirmishes with the Continuum.
Yours,
Pedro Benitez
So get your order in now — this is it, my friends!
And a huge thank you to everyone who’s bought a gift at the Sheldon Store. I feel really lucky to be a part of people’s gift-giving like that. In a way it’s like being invited into peoples’ houses. And on that note: Don’t forget to send me pics of them opening their Sheldon gifts! I live for those! The PJs, the tussled hair, and the big smile are always awesome to see. This shot that Tiffany sent in last Christmas was probably among the best: The whole gang in “Mind of a Ninja” t-shirts. So go for creative shots! Have fun with it! 🙂
And Americanos! Your deadline for orders is this Friday.
We’ll still be shipping after those dates, of course, but we recommend you get ’em in by then.
Dilbert did not steal my idea. The simple truth is, two very different cartoonists, writing at very different times and places, came up with similar jokes. It happens all the time. And it’s not theft, and it’s not malicious. It’s coincidence. In fact, it’s more than coincidence: It’s a shared response between two (very different) people who have observed or felt something very similar. In that sense, it’s a “coincidence” in a Jungian-collective-unconscious sort of way.
But the short version is: Coincidences do happen.
Let’s be clear about the strip in question, though, as it’s important: The Dilbert joke, while leaping off the same premise — faxes are ridiculous — has a completely different punchline. In joke-writing, this means everything. EVERYTHING. How many man-deserted-on-a-island cartoons have you seen in your life? How many “rabbi, priest and a minister” jokes have you heard? Premises are cheap, and are constantly applied and re-applied — it’s the punchline that’s central in humor.
But even there, even in the joke construction itself, two wholly different minds can arrive at the exact same punchline. In the brief time that I worked in editorial cartooning at the San Diego Union-Tribune, I saw it every…single…day as cartoons came in off the wire. And I have absolutely no doubt that Scott Adams, like myself, encountered a situation where someone asked for a fax, and immediately applied the ridiculousness of that action to his joke-writing. It’s what cartoonists do, day in and day out: Look for jokes in the world around us. And with enough cartoonists writing enough jokes, sooner or later two cartoonists write very similar strips.
I guess what I’m saying is, unless there’s a clear sign of maliciousness, we’d do well to assume a generosity of spirit… rather than rush in with a big fat “Gotcha!”
Like every cartoonist, I get accused of idea theft a couple times a year, sometimes with a hilarious reference like, “Hey, I heard a joke like that on my local, Australian radio morning show in 1985 — did you steal it?” (…And they’re being totally genuine about it!) But most of the time, it’s from folks who just like to write “J’accuse!” at you. Case in point: Someone recently wrote a snippy e-mail to me, accusing me of stealing from White Ninja’s take on glasses with Sheldon’s take on glasses. Their immediate assumption was that I — the scoundrel! — had stolen the idea. But when I pointed out that the Sheldon strip had actually run way back in 2005, the e-mailer went silent. I guess it was less fun if I *hadn’t* stolen the idea, and that two cartoonists had come up with it independently. Because that’s the central crux of my point: White Ninja didn’t steal the joke from me, either! Two creative people arrived at similar jokes, independently. It…happens…all…the…time.
Let’s step back and take a broader view of entertainment, for a minute:
We are moving from a world of mass media, where we all collectively perused the same 300-500 sources of entertainment, to a world of niche-, sometimes micro-, entertainments. There are tens of thousands of webcomics alone, and probably an equal number of humor blogs, humor sites, etc., etc. No one can keep track of them all, or even have an awareness of them all. But here’s one thing I can assure you of: Among all those variegated entertainments… creative coincidence is going to happen more and more and more and more. Scatter enough balls across a pool table, and more and more of them are going to bonk.
But as I said above, unless we can see genuine malicious intent, we’d all do well to assume a generosity of spirt when we encounter two folks who have “bonked” on the same idea. Coincidences happen.
CANADA
If you’re ordering from Canada and using 1st Class Mail, we’d actually recommend ordering using International Priority Mail. But if you’d like to roll the dice and try 1st Class, your deadline to order is:
Dec. 10th
USA MEDIA MAIL
If you’re within the U.S. using Media Mail, the deadline to order is:
Dec 10th
INTERNATIONAL
If you’re ordering from anywhere in the world, and using International Priority Mail, the deadline to order is:
Dec 14th
USA W/ PRIORITY OR 1ST CLASS
If you’re ordering within the U.S. using Priority or 1st Class Mail, the deadline to order is:
Dec. 18th
We’ll of course be taking orders right up to Christmas, and shipping ’em out as soon as they come in. But we’d recommend ordering sooner rather than later, and using the above dates as your deadline of last resort.
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And just a reminder: There are two particularly good deals during Decemeber:
1.) Pure Ducky Goodness, the first Sheldon collection, is just $10 from now until December 31st. Start your collection (or start a friend on their collection), and save 33% on the book!
2.) Free Book: Buy the first two Sheldon collections, and get the third one, free! Also good from now until December 31st.
I’ve put together direct links to all the “Drive” archives, so far. Here’s each entry, listed out from the start:
#1, #2, Text Entry: Continuum, #3, Text Entry: Secrets, #4, Text Entry: Veetans, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15.
My suggestion: Open the above links in tabs to read ’em in order.
