This, folks, is the classic mistake. You don’t get the mob boss’ son killed when you’re on a planet looking for pilots. That’s just Exploring 101 kind of stuff.

For those who’ve been thinking of getting the DRIVE books: Good news! There’s now a three-pack of the books in the store that save you money both on the books and on the shipping!

Walk, don’t run, to the Drive store! (…safety first!)

In tweeting the idea for this strip this morning, the always delightful Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics shared this Frosty storyline with me. Go check it out: An ice golem frosty is every bit as delightful as a “Three Laws” Frosty.

ONE, TWO, and THREE

To all U.S. Sheldon readers, a heads up: Please get your Sheldon orders in by Dec. 20th, if you’re using Priority Mail shipping for Christmas delivery.

And on a personal note: THANK YOU to everyone who’s gifting a Sheldon book, this year! You are the ones who keep the lights on around here — and it means the world to me. When readers like you buy books or original art, your financial support allows me to keep creating the strip, and share it for free, online. So thank you!

And if you’ve never picked up a Sheldon book before, try it now: Thems good gift-givin’!

There were a lot of really fun, inventive entries in the Black Friday caption contest. You guys are awesome: And you made it very hard to pick. But the winner gave me an unexpectedly dark laugh, in a sort of Addams Family way. It was Kybasset’s entry:

“At least we got Uncle Ned back!”

Other runners-up included ones that I thought took a sideways approach at it. I always appreciate the orthogonal approach:

Macsnafu: “Hey, look what’s on sale. Ham!”

NDF: “That was fun. Now it’s your turn to push me around in the cart!”

Andhedrew: “It’s the third step in the process: denial, anger, then great bargains!”

…Thank you for all the great submissions! High fives all around!

For those looking for the perfect Sheldon gift, I’d highly recommend this deal:

Get three Sheldon books for $10-off, and get free U.S. shipping! You can get either books 1-3, OR books 4-6! So it’s good for new readers or long-time fans.

Hey hey hey! In good news: Copies of the third DRIVE book, “Such A Lovely Species,” are now available for gettin’!

You can either get the regular ol’ awesome book, or get the limited-number Artist Edition, which includes a signed sketch!

Lots going on, this Monday! Here’s the summary: 1.) There’s a new Pug book, 2.) A new Drive book, 3.) Sheldon original art is $50-off today, 4.) The Sheldon “Still Got It” book is just $1 dollar, today. ONE DOLLAR.

Now let’s tackle them in detail.

1.) The first pug book collection may have sold out, but I have good news: We got the new printing in of “Pugs: God’s Little Weirdos” aaaaaand there’s an entirely new pug book available, called Pugs: They Think They’re People (…Old, Retired People)

2.) For readers of my strip Drive, the third book collection is out!

3.) Today only, Sheldon original art is $50-off the normal price. If you’ve had your eye on a piece, today is your day. You can search for the strip you want by entering keywords or parts of the punchline, here. Then click “Buy Today’s Original Art” under that strip.

4.) Also today: The Sheldon book Still Got IT is JUST ONE DOLLAR. A.) Because it’s fun to have one ridiculously good deal in the store, and B.) Because I put a lot of love into these books, and I really want more of you to see how high-quality they are. They’re super classy! And I’m hoping — if you like this book — that you’ll consider supporting the strip with another book down the road. The kind folks who pick up a book or piece of artwork keep the website running — and I hope you’ll join ’em!

To celebrate the launch of both new books in the store, we’re having a Black Friday Caption contest!

Enter your *single* funniest caption in the blog comments, below (don’t e-mail or tweet it to me), and I’ll pick a winner by next Friday. You’ll get a signed copy of the new Pugs 2 book, and the third Drive book!

Good luck!

We’re starting in on another storyline — sillier, really, than the Undeveloped storyline — that we’ll call “The Play’s The Thing.”

Theater, alas, is one of my unchased dreams in life. I love acting, love being onstage, love that unique, two-way communication that you only get with a live audience. And every once in a while, I’ll walk the boards here in LA…and every time it makes me wistful for the road not taken. In a different life, with different choices, I would’ve loved the acting life.

*But not the auditioning life. That part is miserable.