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Collection: Anatomy of Dogs

Transcript and Description of the Comic: Title: The Highly Accurate & 100% Correct in Every Way: Anatomy of Dogs Subtitle: Anatomy of a Mutt Main Comic Text: • Top Left Corner (Pointing to a long-snouted dog with one ear up and one ear down.)
“A mutt is the Voltron of dogs. …A lot of weird parts coming together to make something awesome.” • Dog #1 (Pointing to a small dog with a long body and short legs):
"50% Dachshund
20% Weimaraner
15% Boxer
5% Great Dane
5% Cardboard box" • Center Dog (Pointing down to a small brown scruffy dog with big ears):
“Half Chihuahua, half German Shepherd… This dog results from a night of passion that involved yoga, advanced geometry, and a small step ladder.” • Top Right Corner (Pointing to a big yellow dog with a black face):
“Like an amazing meal that you randomly threw together from pantry scraps… a mutt is a once-in-a-lifetime bit of deliciousness.” • Bottom Right Corner (Near a fluffy brown and black dog):
“Could it be the case that the best dogs... are made of other dogs????” Image Description: The illustration humorously breaks down various types of mutts with exaggerated drawings. Each dog features unique physical traits clearly inspired by different breeds, and the descriptions emphasize the charm and randomness of mixed-breed dogs. The overall tone is lighthearted and whimsical. Footer: Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the FULL Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller.
Alt Text Transcript: The comic, titled "Anatomy of Dogs: Anatomy of a Cane Corso," humorously highlights the distinctive characteristics of the Cane Corso breed. The central image is a large, muscular black Cane Corso with a serious expression, floppy ears, and a slightly droopy face. Several labels surround the dog, providing exaggerated and comedic commentary about its features and traits. Title Text: • "The Highly Accurate & 100% Correct in Every Way - Anatomy of Dogs" • "Anatomy of a Cane Corso" Text surrounding the Cane Corso: 1 Top Left: ◦ "You think you understand how big a Cane Corso is, but you don’t. They are an absolute UNIT." 2 Middle Left (near the dog's head): ◦ "Head the size of a Dodge truck." ◦ "Also: emissions the size of a Dodge truck." 3 Bottom Left: ◦ "Your biggest household expenses:" ▪ "1. Housing" ▪ "2. Transportation" ▪ "3. Food" ▪ "4. Child Care" ▪ "5. Health Care" ◦ "The Cane Corso’s Food" has an arrow inserting it above “housing”. 4 Bottom Center: ◦ “WHATEVER YOU DO don’t forget to feed it." 5 Top Center (above the dog’s head): ◦ "'Cane Corso' sounds like a boxer from one of the later Rocky movies. You had Apollo Creed, Ivan Drago, then Cane Corso." ▪ Arrows point to additional commentary: ▪ "No, wait: It sounds like a Stan Lee villain! CANE CORSO: THE MIGHTY MAN OF MAYHEM!" ▪ "No wait wait wait—here’s the best pitch: It sounds like it would be the name of the random smooth-chested dude who stood next to Khan in Star Trek II." 6 Middle Right (near the dog’s body): ◦ "The look, feel, and build of a mid-century velvet sofa." 7 Bottom Right (near the tail): ◦ "Ancient times: fought wolves." ◦ "Modern times: fights potpourri… with room-clearing farts." Additional Credits:
"Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the FULL Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller."
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