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Collection: Coffee

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache cringes as he grabs his side. ARTHUR, a yellow duck, stands next to him. GRAMP: AAAAARGH. I think I have a kidney stone. ARTHUR: OH NO! PANEL 2: Close up on ARTHUR, standing alone. ARTHUR: How could this have happened/ Could it b your daily ratio of 148 cups of coffee to every one cup of water you drink? PANEL 3: GRAMP, still grabbing his side, his bulging eyes starting to close, his cheeks going green. ARTHUR next to him furrows his brow. GRAMP: NOW IS NOT THE TIME. ARTHUR: Well neither was the last ten years, apparently. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: Two Ethiopian men - one holding a small cup, one a hooked staff, stand next to eachother talking. MAN 1: Remember that drink I invented yesterday? MAN 2: The one that tastes AWFUL? PANEL 2: Closer in on the two men talking. MAN 1: Yeah! I found out it helps keep you awake. MAN 2: Oh! Is there a way to remove the part that tastes awful? PANEL 3: MAN 1 holds the cup, looking at it. MAN 1: No, but there IS a way to remove the part that keeps you awake. PANEL 4: MAN 2 starts to walk away as MAN 2, eyes wide, responds. MAN 2: Who would THAT be for…? MAN 1: ..FOR THE DEEPLY UNHAPPY. NARRATION: Decaf is invented —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A white bulldog with grey ears and patches sits wearing a human’s button-up tshirt with yellow tie, glasses crooked on his face. Next to him stands a brown chow-chow with a blue tie around his neck. In between them sits a red stapler. BULLDOG: G’morning, employee! Rise and grind! CHOW CHOW: I have not had enough coffee for this. PANEL 2: The bulldog leans in to the chow chow whose eyes are wide. BULLDOG: You working hard, or hardly working? CHOW CHOW: First I drink the coffee, then I do the things. PANEL 3: The bulldog smiles as the chow chow looks exasperated. BULLDOG: Welp! Another day, another dollar. CHOW CHOW: Coffee is the only thing getting me through the day. PANEL 4: A fawn great dane pokes his head in to the scene, the bulldog looks up at him, the chow chow continues to look stressed. GREAT DANE: AW! Are you guys playing human without me? CHOW CHOW: Don’t even coffee to me about coffee until I’ve had my coffee. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A man with mousy brown hair and glasses, wearing a dark grey suit and blue tie, holds a solitaire diamond ring in a box. His eyes well up with tears, hearts surround him. MAN: I want to spend the REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU!! PANEL 2: Close up on the man, eyes welling up with tears, as hearts explode around him. MAN: I want to wake up every day with you! To spend all my money on you! PANEL 3: The man, on one knee, holding the ring box, continues. MAN: I’ll even fill our home with tons of useless knick-knacks devoted JUST TO YOU. PANEL 4: On a counter top sits a to-go coffee cup with a lid and brown sleeve. In front of the counter kneels the man, ring box in hand, hearts around his head. MAN: …will you make me the happiest man with a resting heart rate of 140? —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A red-orange crab stands on sand with a blue sky behind him. Next to him is a paper coffee cup with lid and a brown sleeve. CRAB: Before Coffee: Crabby. PANEL 2: The same scene. CRAB: After coffee: STILL CRABBY. PANEL 3: The same scene, the crab stares at the viewer. PANEL 4: The crab turns to the side, thoughtfully. CRAB: …but better able to articulate why. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

PANEL 1: A coffee bean sits on a sparkly purple-to blue background, with yellow stars. TEXT: This bean is MAGICAL PANEL 2: A coffee plant stands in some dirt, red berries hang on the branches with green leaves. TEXT: If you put it in warm soil, it will produce a beautiful plant. PANEL 3: Water is poured in to a cup, steam rising. TEXT: And if you put it in hot water PANEL 4: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, stands holding a coffee cup in the air. His eyes are barely open with big bags under his eyes. TEXT: It will produce a barely functioning human. GRAMP: BLEUGH —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

 

PANEL 1: GRAMP, and older bald man with a mustache, leans in awkwardly towards a MAN with a black beanie pulled over his eyes, black sweatshirt and dark pants. The background is grey. GRAMP: “I have a bit of an UNUSUAL request. One desiccated, communicated, seed solution, please. MAN: With Crystallized tropical plant? PANEL 2: The two men continue talking, but facing away from each other, suspiciously. GRAMP: Yes please. Two units of plant. MAN: And aqueous bovine extrusion? PANEL 3: GRAMP turns toward the MAN. GRAMP: No bovine extrusion, thank you. MAN: Perhaps a liquified tree nut, instead? PANEL 4: The background is bright and sunny. The MAN stands next to a coffee cart with a bright yellow umbrella. GRAMP: A splash. MAN, holding up a coffee cup with cardboard sleeve: Very good, sir. ——- Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

 

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