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Collection: Anatomy of Monsters

Comic Title: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of The Mothman Description: a upright-standing bug-creature with human arms and a humanoid body, stands with its arms out. His bug-like eyes are red and glowing, his wings have subtle moth-like patterning. He has antennae, an armored body and joints, with gross hairs all over. Jokes: - When you’re an unholy terror, but you’re also kind of a huge nerd. (He’s less “Living Horror,” and more “Aggressively flopping near a person’s windshield” - Weighs as much as a medium-sized bag of leaf mulch - (Pointing at wings) His wings sound like a wet yoga mat being slapped against a garage door. - (Pointing at antennae) These babies pick up streaming channels he 100% didn’t pay for. - No neck! His head is just bolted directly onto his anxieties. - Relationship status: “IT’S COMPLICATED” (with a 60-watt G.E. bulb) - Spider-man gets a “Spidey-sense”. A “Month-sense”… but it only triggers when he’s disappointed his mother. - Likes: Flame. Dislikes: Um, flame —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
COMIC TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Minotaur Description: A dopey yet bulky minotaur - head and legs of a bull, body of a man, stands on a stone surface. He has leather straps holding a metal pauldron onto his shoulder, and a leather belt holding a canvas skirt. There is a gold ring in his nose, and his large horns extend past his shoulders. In his hand he holds a piece of paper labeled “map”, with a red arrow snaking around. His eyes are wide, he has buck teeth, and his eyebrows give him a worried expression. Jokes: - Dating-wise, he’s “Looking for a lady who knows where she’s going (in mazes)” - The “I haven’t had my coffee yet” look, but it’s been 3,000 years. - (Pointing to his nose) When your nostrils are the size of two small studio apartments in San Francisco. - (Pointing to his legs) He ain’t the Minotaur he used to be. Those knees sound like a bag of pretzels being crushed every time he stands up. - (Pointing at his horns) Can take SIX grocery bags in from the car! - Secretly uses high-end beard oil on his everything. - (Pointing to his back) Back muscles that look like a pile of walnuts in a laundry bag. - He’s a taurus, which he finds “Hilariously on the nose” - His interior design style is “early Mycenean minimalist (i.e., just rocks) —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
TITLE Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Chupacabra Description: A four-legged creature with brown skin the fades to light back legs with dark stripes. His bat-like face has bulging eyes, small teeth protruding from his cringing mouth, and pointing ears hald back on his head. His shoulder blades and hip bones poke out, spikes along his back and tail stick out. He holds one hand up and stands on a sandy, pebble ground. Jokes: - First sighted in Puerto Rico in 1995! (Mainly because that’s when the island’s wi-fi finally got strong enough to upload blurry photos.) - Genetic makeup: 30% Feral Dog, 20% Gargoyle, 50% expired gas station beef jerky - His teeth are arranged like a junk drawer: nothing matches, and everything is sharp. - His skin is “sun kissed”. If the sun was a blowtorch. - These shoulder blades could double as bottle openers. - The posture of a pro-gamer who’s never seen a chair with lumbar support. - His “blue-sih glow” isn’t bioluminescence: it’s a recently consumed double-tall Jamba Juice. - He gives off the energy of a guy who owns four different leather jackets, but no shirts. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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