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PANEL 1: A chibi-style purple cow with a darker patch of color on her back, and a pink utter, floats in space. TEXT: Just look at these udders! They’re utterly udders! No matter who sees ‘em Their heart goes a flutters! PANEL 2: The same purple cow floating from the other direction. TEXT: Folks gather in clutters to praise these fine utters, nuthin’ else and no others, could cause such a stutters! PANEL 3: The same cow continues to float and be super cute. TEXT: Even chefs will go nutters for wonderful udders — ‘cause it’s udders that make all the cheese and butters! PANEL 4: The cow turns one more time to finish her poem. TEXT: So swing b=open shutters! Yell it out! Do not mutters! There’s no good rebutters to these awesome udders! PANEL 5: A grey cow with same coloring patterns as the above purple cow, but now more realistically, sits at a romantic date, holding a glass of wine. On the table is a tea light candle and vase of flowers. Across from her sits a woodchuck, arms splayed on the table, full size wine glass next to him. COW: But enough about me. Tell me about being a woodchuck! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
This single panel comic shows GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, holds SHELDON’s hand - a ten-year-old with large glasses. They walk away from the viewer into a beautiful sunset sky. In lighter line and faded color, and older woman hold GRAMP’s hand, looking over at both of them with a sweet smile. Holding SHELDON’s hand in lighter line and faded color is a young man in glasses, looking at SHELDON, mouth open as if he’s excitedly encouraging his son. HEADLINE: Grief is just Love that has Nowhere to go POEM: Grif is just love that has nowhere to go. Where the love is still present…but with none to to bestow. See, our short lives are troubled, and days can be hard, but there’s hands who will guide you, and love you, and guard. And your road is made softer, by their presence, there. And all loads made lighter, in moments of care. But when we must part — and we have, do and will — the love doesn’t cease, it continues on, still. And when love turns to grief, as the focal point’s gone, what once was a chorus, a solo-sung song. But int ime, all that love finds a new hand to hold. And pays forward the kindness that made it grow bold. So, while grief is just love that has nowhere to go… it’s the nature of love to find NEW ways to grow. TEXT AT BOTTOM: All praise and attribution to Jamie Anderson, whose insight on grief inspired this lil’ poem. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
This single panel comic portrays a cowboy in a light brown cowboy hat, brown plaid shirt with lighter brown shoulder epaulettes, and a huge dark brown mustache sits with his hands folded in front of a table. In front of him we see over the shoulder of another cowboy holding a piece of paper for us to read. The second cowboy is in a dark green pinstripe shirt, dark cowboy hat, and has a grey mustache. The paper reads: Clem McCallister Telegraph number dash dot dot dash dot dash dot dot dot Experience: Head Honcho (2 years_ Fair-to-Middlin’ Cowpoke (8 years) Tenderfoot (‘bout 1 year, I s’pose) Education: The open trails Certification: Tri-Country Mosey Champion Skills - Root-tootin’ and six-shootin’ - Seldom heard a discouraging word - No hitch in my git along - can high-tail while telling’ tall tales - Ain’t no yella belly References: Hollered upon request. In a bubble below, we see the two cowboys in more cartoon chili-style with a second joke: “Clearly this ain’t your first rodeo.” ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck peaks up from behind a table at a white bowl full of peaches. NARRATION: The peaches are not ready — They all are way too hard. I’ve waited now for seven days And still I’m on my guard. PANEL 2: ARTHUR stands over the bowl, impatiently hoping the peaches are ripe. NARRATION: I guess it’s teaching…patience? These peaches being slow? I happily would eat them now, But they’re not set to go. PANEL 3: ARTHUR lays on this back using his legs to hold a bag of “Fatty Chunklins!”. The bag is bright purple, and chocolate chunks fall out of it into his wide open mouth. On the bag reads “Now with more rendered pig fat!”. ARTHUR’s eyes are wide as he shakes the bag’s contents into his mouth. NARRATION: See, healthy snacks are HARDER: The stars must be aligned. But packaged snacks are READY. Fatty Chunklins™ will do fine. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A grey building with lots of windows is surrounded by a bushes and trees. An arching driveway loops in front. The sign out front reads: OPENING SOON! West Township Magnet School. PANEL 2: A Building with a brick facade and lots of windows stands with a round-a-bout driveway. In front the sign reads: East Township Magnet School. Found effects in red: rrrmmmmbbll PANEL 3: The two buildings crash together, a big yellow explosions between them. Their roofs crumble, the explosion reflects on their windows. Sound effect in bold red: KLANG PANEL 4: Two architects with yellow hard hats, white shirts and ties, stand aghast. One holds an unrolled blueprint, the other holds his hands to his mouth in horror. ARCHITECT: We. Have made. A horrible mistake. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: In sepia tones, two victorian-era dressed men stand. One is bald with big eyebrows and a monocle, the other has large side burns and an ascot. MAN 1: Hello. We’re Victorian-era English Doctors. PANEL 2: The man with large sideburns continues. MAN 2: And because we’re Victorians, we’ve come up with some WEIRD names for diseases. PANEL 3: The first man motions with a finger up, while the second man seriously continues talking. MAN 1: Instead of influenza, we call it “Grippe”. MAN 2: Instead of Tub erculosis, we call it “Consumption.” MAN 1: And instead of sychilis, we call it “French Disease” PANEL 4: The sepia tone is now a brighter yellow orange. The men drop their serious Victoria stance to throw gang signs. Man 1’s monocle flies off his head. MAN 1: HA —! Sick burn FRANCE. Man 2: RA-RA-RA ROASTED. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, sits in a grey easy chair next to a floor lamp. He holds up a single red M&M candy, GRAMP: Single M&M, I owe you my thanks. You alone have turned my day around. PANEL 2: Close up on Gramp and he leans in closer to the M&M. GRAMP: I was feeling Blue. But you came along and gave me an instant life. You have SINGLE-HANDEDLY made my day better. PANEL 3: Closer on GRAMP as he chews the M&M. No text. PANEL 4: GRAMP, eyes wide, now holds a handful of colorful M&M candies. GRAMP: But then…perhaps… NOT so single-handedly. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
This single-panel comic is in black and white, colored in watercolor. It portrays a bald man with a mustache delightedly looking out the window, while two women stand on the other side of the window looking concerned. Outside the window is a hummingbird feeder hanging from a tree. A “PFF!” Inside an exploding puff of smoke, with four feathers falling to the side, is what the characters are reacting to. TEXT UNDER COMIC: “Sometimes Harold puts coffee in the hummingbird feeder.” ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, sits with a laptop propped up on his belly, feet sticking up over the edge of the laptop. He has half-moon reading glasses on as he smiles at the screen. NARRATION: This laptop is tops/ on the tops of my lap/ as I tap on the top of my laptop! PANEL 2: Closer in on ARTHUR. NARRATION: And the tips of my taps/ as I tap on the top/ go tippey-tap on my laptop! PANEL 3: ARTHUR looks up from the laptop. NARRATION: But you can’t tap too long/ tho’ your tippy-tap’s strong/ with your tips and your taps/ on your laptop PANEL 4: ARTHUR’s eyes are wide, mouth open, and his belly has turned red. NARRATION: Cause the heat hits its top/ as you tap without stop/ and can hot up your/ crotch from the laptop. ARTHUR: FOO! MAH NETHERS! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A simplified, cartoonish man, DAVE, in high-waisted pants, a collared shirt, and blue baseball hat stands with his hands on his hips next to two a short-legged, long-bodied, brown dashchund dog, OLLIE. DAVE: Hi, I’m Dave Kellett! And this is my dog, Ollie. And I’m going to share the grossest thing he does. PANEL 2: DAVE points to OLLIE sniffing a green bush. A yellow drop falls from a leaf. DAVE: When he finds a bush that’s been peed on, he’ll sniff it like a normal dog. SFX: snif snif snif PANEL 3: Close up on OLLIE, sniffing the bush with 2 more yellow drops falling from it. DAVE (off-panel): But then, you see something change about his posture. PANEL 4: Close up on DAVE, pointing to the situation off-panel. DAVE: No! Don’t do it, buddy! PANEL 5: Close up on OLLIE, the colors are a little more intense. His tongue sticks out a tiny bit. DAVE (off-panel): I’m serious: NO! PANEL 6: Close up on DAVE. DAVE: Be strong! Fight it! PANEL 7: Close up on OLLIE, the colors are even more intense. His tongue is out even further. DAVE (off-panel): No no no no no No no no NO no NO PANEL 8: This panel shows a bright blue sky and the tops of trees. A bunch of birds fly out from the tree as a large NOOOOOOO hovers in the sky. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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