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This single-panel comic is in black and white, colored in watercolor. It portrays a bald man with a mustache delightedly looking out the window, while two women stand on the other side of the window looking concerned. Outside the window is a hummingbird feeder hanging from a tree. A “PFF!” Inside an exploding puff of smoke, with four feathers falling to the side, is what the characters are reacting to. TEXT UNDER COMIC: “Sometimes Harold puts coffee in the hummingbird feeder.” ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, sits with a laptop propped up on his belly, feet sticking up over the edge of the laptop. He has half-moon reading glasses on as he smiles at the screen. NARRATION: This laptop is tops/ on the tops of my lap/ as I tap on the top of my laptop! PANEL 2: Closer in on ARTHUR. NARRATION: And the tips of my taps/ as I tap on the top/ go tippey-tap on my laptop! PANEL 3: ARTHUR looks up from the laptop. NARRATION: But you can’t tap too long/ tho’ your tippy-tap’s strong/ with your tips and your taps/ on your laptop PANEL 4: ARTHUR’s eyes are wide, mouth open, and his belly has turned red. NARRATION: Cause the heat hits its top/ as you tap without stop/ and can hot up your/ crotch from the laptop. ARTHUR: FOO! MAH NETHERS! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A simplified, cartoonish man, DAVE, in high-waisted pants, a collared shirt, and blue baseball hat stands with his hands on his hips next to two a short-legged, long-bodied, brown dashchund dog, OLLIE. DAVE: Hi, I’m Dave Kellett! And this is my dog, Ollie. And I’m going to share the grossest thing he does. PANEL 2: DAVE points to OLLIE sniffing a green bush. A yellow drop falls from a leaf. DAVE: When he finds a bush that’s been peed on, he’ll sniff it like a normal dog. SFX: snif snif snif PANEL 3: Close up on OLLIE, sniffing the bush with 2 more yellow drops falling from it. DAVE (off-panel): But then, you see something change about his posture. PANEL 4: Close up on DAVE, pointing to the situation off-panel. DAVE: No! Don’t do it, buddy! PANEL 5: Close up on OLLIE, the colors are a little more intense. His tongue sticks out a tiny bit. DAVE (off-panel): I’m serious: NO! PANEL 6: Close up on DAVE. DAVE: Be strong! Fight it! PANEL 7: Close up on OLLIE, the colors are even more intense. His tongue is out even further. DAVE (off-panel): No no no no no No no no NO no NO PANEL 8: This panel shows a bright blue sky and the tops of trees. A bunch of birds fly out from the tree as a large NOOOOOOO hovers in the sky. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
This comic is a single panel illustration, with 2 pieces of paper thumbtacked holding a poem. Text: The flu took you out For a solid five days: It was phlegm and high sweating And odious haze. But that’s all behind you! You think you feel “good”! So it’s time to get back To the life that you should! For the cleanup, let’s start With the most pressing issues: Like the six hundred ten Piled-up dirty tissues And then we will turn To the sweatpants you wore As your high fever rose To one hundred and four And here is the shirt You dumped chicken soup on But you were so dazed You just wore it ’til dawn And yikes: here’s the socks That you wore the whole week And they seem to have gained A malevolent reek. And eeesh! Here’s your sheets! OH IT’S ALL SUPER DIER Perhaps the best route Is a deep, cleansing fire? Image description: The illustration shows a messing bedroom with tissues on ever surface. The lamp on the nightstand is overturned, with two bottle of pills next to it. A mug with a tea bag and a half empty water glass sit on the headboard top. A dirty t-shirt is draped over an unmade, dirty bed. A person in a yellow hazmat suit with a flame thrower stands, ready to clean. ——- Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
 
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