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PANEL 1: GANDALF the Grey Wizard from Lord of the Rings, stands in his cloak and hat, holding his staff. He looks kindly down at SAMWISE GAMGEE, holding BILL THE PONY’s head. SAM’s eyes well up with tears. GANDALF: I’m sorry, Sam. We can’t take your Pony, Bill into the Mines of Moria. We’ll have to leave him here. SAM: *snif* OK. *snif* PANEL 2: Close up on GANDALF, as he refers to something lower down. GANDALF: And also, your dachshund. PANEL 3: GANDALF’s brow furrows while SAM holds up a black and tan dachshund, barking his head off. SAM: WHY? FOR WHAT REASON?? Sound effect covering the background: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A chibi-style purple cow with a darker patch of color on her back, and a pink utter, floats in space. TEXT: Just look at these udders! They’re utterly udders! No matter who sees ‘em Their heart goes a flutters! PANEL 2: The same purple cow floating from the other direction. TEXT: Folks gather in clutters to praise these fine utters, nuthin’ else and no others, could cause such a stutters! PANEL 3: The same cow continues to float and be super cute. TEXT: Even chefs will go nutters for wonderful udders — ‘cause it’s udders that make all the cheese and butters! PANEL 4: The cow turns one more time to finish her poem. TEXT: So swing b=open shutters! Yell it out! Do not mutters! There’s no good rebutters to these awesome udders! PANEL 5: A grey cow with same coloring patterns as the above purple cow, but now more realistically, sits at a romantic date, holding a glass of wine. On the table is a tea light candle and vase of flowers. Across from her sits a woodchuck, arms splayed on the table, full size wine glass next to him. COW: But enough about me. Tell me about being a woodchuck! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A black woman with a grey streak in her curly hair, stands at a canvas on an easel, holding a paint bush. Narration text: PAINTER WOMAN: Give me a canvas and I will lift your imagination! PANEL 2: A latino man with thinning grey hair and a thick grey mustache, holds a book open. Narration text: AUTHOR MAN: Give me a page, and I will transport your soul! PANEL 3: A young red headed woman sits ona stool, wearing a plaid shirt and holding a guitar. Narration text: MUSICIAN WOMAN: Give ma a microphone, and I will fill your heart! PANEL 4: A portly man with long, stringy brown-grey hair, wearing denim overalls without a shirt, holds a finger in the air while motioning to his computer screen, where an image of Darth Vader is shown. Vader is holding up two thumbs up, and has 6 nipples down his front, protruding like that one terrible Batman costume. Narration text: A.I. ARTIST Man: Give me two server farms powered by a hydroelectric dam, and Imma generate a Vader with six nipples. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
This single panel comic portrays a therapist’s office, with a chez lounge, a floor lamp, four framed certificates on the wall, a side table, a green rug on the floor, and a winged arm chair. In the arm chair sits a bald man with a large grey beard, holding a pencil with pad of paper. In the chez lounge lays WALDO from the in his iconic blue pants, red and white striped long-sleeve shirt, white and red beanie cap. He raises one hand gesturing as he animated exclaims: WALDO: Not once! NOT ONCE! Has someone said HOW’S Waldo?!? ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: DANTE, a ten-year old boy wearing a baseball hat, sits under a large tree, drawing pad on lap, pencil in hand. ARTHUR, a yellow duck, stands next to him. DANTE: GAAAH! Why are hands so hard to draw?!? PANEL 2: Closer in on DANTE and ARTHUR as he continues his frustration. ARTHUR has a cheery disposition. DANTE: It’s a billion tiny bones and tendons all going in different directions! I HATE hands! ARTHUR: Then you need to change it up. Stop drawing hands and start drawing NATURE. Heck, you’ve got a duck standing right in front of you. Draw ME! PANEL 3: DANTE looks cheered up. DANTE: You’d let me draw you? OK! Strike a pose! PANEL 4: ARTHUR throws up two big thumbs up (with his wings?) and grins a huge, toothy grin. DANTE is not impressed. No text. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
This single panel comic portrays a scene of a burned down building made from marble columns. Smoking piles of ash pile up in the background. At a marble table we see two men, a short man with a chin beard cringes, next to a tall bald man with a bushy, grey beard. They both wear white togas. Next to them is a poster with an image of the short man holding an armful of scrolls and holding a torch that reads “Take your torch to work day!” The short man says: I’ll be the first to say it… NOT MY BEST IDEA. The title under the comic reads: The Librarian of Alexandria. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, sits in a grey easy chair next to a floor lamp. He holds up a single red M&M candy, GRAMP: Single M&M, I owe you my thanks. You alone have turned my day around. PANEL 2: Close up on Gramp and he leans in closer to the M&M. GRAMP: I was feeling Blue. But you came along and gave me an instant life. You have SINGLE-HANDEDLY made my day better. PANEL 3: Closer on GRAMP as he chews the M&M. No text. PANEL 4: GRAMP, eyes wide, now holds a handful of colorful M&M candies. GRAMP: But then…perhaps… NOT so single-handedly. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: EMPEROR PALPATINE from Star Wars sits in his sci-fi throne, stars can be seen outside the window behind him. He is in a black robe, his skin is ashen and his eyes are red. PALPATINE: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station. PANEL 2: Closer on PALPATINE. PALPATINE: FIRE AT WILL, COMMANDER! PANEL 3: The camera has panned to a small fawn pug, looking nervous. Text: *10-pound dog with gas* ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older man with a grey mustache, stands with his hands on his hips, wearing a wide straw sun hat and gardening gloves. ARTHUR, a yellow duck, stands next to him. They both gaze at two withering plants. GRAMP: I don’t know why my tomato plants aren’t producing. PANEL 2: Close up on GRAMP, as he motions to about a foot distance between his fingers. GRAMP: I planted each one with the perfect amount of fertilizer! And at the perfect depth! With perfect spacing! PANEL 3: No text. GRAMP, with his hands on on his lower back and ARTHUR, continue looking at the plants. PANEL 4: ARTHUR responds calmly, while GRAMP motions dramatically. ARTHUR: And then proceeded to ignore them for eight weeks. GRAMP: I DID EVERYTHIGN RIGHT! …for the first hour. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: SHELDON, a ten-year old boy stands in a doorway, as ARTHUR, a yellow duck, sits at a computer on a desk. ARTHUR: It’s crazy to think birds like the bald eagle and California condor almost went extinct. PANEL 2: Close up at ARTHUR, at the computer, who has turned to look at SHELDON (off panel), his eyebrow raised. ARTHUR: In the 1960’s and 70’s…they were down to a fe last birds. People thought they’d be forever gone from this earth…NEVER TO RETURN. PANEL 3: Back to the scene where SHELDON stands in the doorway. SHELDON: Kind like the white tree of Gondor, which most folks thought wa— ARTHUR, exacerbated, eyes squinting in annoyance: STOPPPPPPP ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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