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This comic is a single panel illustration, with 2 pieces of paper thumbtacked holding a poem.

Text:
The flu took you out
For a solid five days:
It was phlegm and high sweating
And odious haze.

But that’s all behind you!
You think you feel “good”!
So it’s time to get back
To the life that you should!

For the cleanup, let’s start
With the most pressing issues:
Like the six hundred ten
Piled-up dirty tissues

And then we will turn
To the sweatpants you wore
As your high fever rose
To one hundred and four

And here is the shirt
You dumped chicken soup on
But you were so dazed
You just wore it ’til dawn

And yikes: here’s the socks
That you wore the whole week
And they seem to have gained
A malevolent reek.

And eeesh! Here’s your sheets!
OH IT’S ALL SUPER DIER
Perhaps the best route
Is a deep, cleansing fire?

Image description: The illustration shows a messing bedroom with tissues on ever surface. The lamp on the nightstand is overturned, with two bottle of pills next to it. A mug with a tea bag and a half empty water glass sit on the headboard top. A dirty t-shirt is draped over an unmade, dirty bed. A person in a yellow hazmat suit with a flame thrower stands, ready to clean.

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