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PANEL 1: 
NARRATION: Most of the time, Pacman eats stale, boring, run-of-the-mill “dots”
This panel shows the classic screen of the Pacman video game, with blue wall borders, pale orange dots, and the bright yellow pacman with mouth open.

PANEL 2:
NARRATION: But every once in a while, he gets a taste for a power pellet
This panel shows a close up of Pacman, mouth open, with two small dots in front of him, followed by a large pale orange dot.

PANEL 3:
NARRATION: And he goes absolutely bonkers, chasing down anything he can eat in a crazed state.
This panel shows Packman, with excited lines exuding from his head, with two small dots in front on him. In front of those dots are two ghosts - one red, one blue - with eyes wide looking at Pacman.

PANEL 4:
NARRATION: This is a metaphor for your dog getting even the tiniest sliver of salmon
This panel shows GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, and SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, sitting at a table with salmon, mashed potatoes and peas on the plates in front of them. OSO, the fawn pug, has his feet on the edge of the table, poking his eyes and nose over the edge, his ears sticking straight up.
SHELDON: Uh-oh. He’s got “THE EYES.”

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PANEL 1: OSO, the fawn pug, turns in a circle on a green rug. Sound effect: circle, circle PANEL 2: OSO continues to turn in a circle, facing away from us. Sound effect: circle-circle-circle PANEL 3: OSO, eyes wide and ears back, keeps circling. Sound effect: circle CIRCLE circle circle Circle CIRCLE circle circle CIRCLE circle CIRCLE PANEL 4: A large moon filling the panel rises over a silhouette of a tree and a hill. A pug stands circling, eyes glowing. Narration: …and there are some who say, on full-moon nights, you can STILL hear him circling 48,000 times before laying down… —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: DANTE, a ten year old boy wearing a baseball cap low over his eyes, stands with his hands in his pockets, looking over his shoulder. SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, holds his fawn pug, OSO, under his forearms. OSO’s tongue is out in mid-lick.
SHELDON: I think it’s incredibly sweet that dogs lick us.

PANEL 2: Close up on SHELDON holding OSO, who is still licking him.
SHELDON: Here are two species who don’t share a language, trying in any way they can to COMMUNICATE.

PANEL 3: DANTE turns to look at them, still in mid-lick.
SHELDON: So each lick becomes this SOULFUL GESTURE. Beyond language, beyond words…it’s two hearts bonding in a gorgeous sentiment that says: “I truly love you.”

PANEL 4: Super close up on SHELDON, eyes squinting in love, and OSO, eyes dilated with tongue out.
NARRATION: MEANWHILE:
OSO, in thought bubble: SALTY!

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TITLE: Learn the wisdom of your dog…through their ears!
PANEL 1: DIGBY, the brown dachshund, looks with wide eyes, fluffy ears perked up.
TEXT: Ears up: CURIOUS!

PANEL 2: DIGBY looks concerned with his earns down.
TEXT: Ears down: NERVOUS!

PANEL 3: DIGBY’s ears are one up, one down, with wiggle lines.
TEXT: Ears swiveling: DISCERNING!

PANEL 4: DIGBY’s ears are back, mouth cringing.
TEXT: Ears back: Worried that the one thing keeping us out of a recession is an. ungodly bubble of A.I. construction that that will never pay off.

TITLE AT THE BOTTOM: DOGS: SUCH WISDOM!

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PANEL 1: 
Magenta burst: The DACHSHUND song!
Yellow narration box: [music notes] Youuu used to be awolf! But now your legs are FOUR INCHES LONG!
DIGBY, the brown dachshund, stands against a white background, side-eyeing a banana. Dashed lines go from the top and bottom of his legs to the height of the banana, to emphasize how small they are.

PANEL 2:
Yellow narration box: Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your leaps, well, THEY’RE NOT SO STRONG! [music notes]
DIGBY tries to jump on a blue sofa, but runs his chest in to the cushion. Sound effect: BIFF!

PANEL 3:
Yellow narration box: [music notes] Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your howl IS YAWNING REAL LONG!
Digby, against a white background, stretches his back, front legs stretched out (not very far, they are very short), but in the air. One eye open as he opens his mouth. Sound effect: ZZZZZZZ

PANEL 4: Yellow narration box: Youuu used to be a wolf! But now your barks are PIG-PARTS GONE WRONG!
Digby, with his front legs against the window, barks at a yellow bird sitting in a tree. Sound effect: Borf borf borf

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PANEL 1: OSO, the fawn pug, leans down, eating a mouth full of grass. Behind him is the end of a fence and a bush.
Text: No! i not eating grass

PANEL 2: In front of a big, leafy tree, OSO eats more grass.
Text: i grazing

PANEL 3: A panel bathed in warm light, three hills with a leafy tree encapsulate OSO, head up, hears sticking straight out. Behind him is a huge yellow sun.
Text: i a tiny cow

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PANEL 1: OSO, the fawn pug, stands next to DIGBY, the brown dachshund. Behind them is a wood fence, push and a couple trees.
OSO: I bark at you. You bark at me.

PANEL 2: Close up on OSO and DIGBY and he continues.
OSO: And ‘round and ‘round we go. It gains us NOTHING. So let us break the cycle.

PANEL 3: Over DIGBY and OSO’s shoulders we see a tri-color australian shepherd stands, blue eyes wide, looking at them. OSO and DIGBY’s mouths are wide open in barking.
OSO: And instead bark at Greg.

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PANEL 1: DIGBY, a brown dachshund, stands next to a blue sofa, looking nervous.
NARRATION: THey’re anxious most of the day.

PANEL 2: DIGBY runs towards a door, mouth wide open in a bark. 
NARRATION: They dislike people coming to their door.

PANEL 3: DIGBY lays in a dog bed with a blanket over him, just his nose and eyes sticking out.
NARRATION: They’d frankly rather be back in bed.

PANEL 4: DIGBY leaps across an oblong purple background, face is excited.
TEXT: DACHSHUNDS: ….they’re YOU!

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COMIC TITLE: “The Hodgepodge Dog Lodge”
Logline: With no humans around, these dogs have to learn a new trick: RUNNING A KENNEL.

PANEL 1: OSO, the fawn pug, stands in the door way talking to DIGBY, the brown dachshund.
OSO: The human said they were gone for six minutes.
DIGBY: Six minutes? or SIX YEARS??

PANEL 2: They continue talking, a little shaken.
OSO: How do you now the diffference?
DIGBY: EXACTLY. I don’t even remember when they left. I just remember the utter ABANDONMENT.

PANEL 3: Close up on OSO.
OSO: I know only two times: the snugs… and the WAITING for snugs.

PANEL 4: Back to both of them, both looking horrified.
OSO: I’ll be honest: every time they walk out the door, I just assume THAT’S IT. We had a good run.
DIGBY: It ages me, emotionally. It’s why I bark.

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COMIC TITLE: “The Hodgepodge Dog Lodge”
Logline: With no humans around, these dogs have to learn a new trick: RUNNING A KENNEL.

PANEL 1: A man with curly blonde hair walks through a door. The pomeranian, great dane, pug and dachshund greet him with large excited eyes.
MAN: Hi pups! I’m back! Sorry I had to step out!
Dogs; bark bark bark!

PANEL 2: The man bends down to pet the fluffy chow-chow. The black scruffy dog with a pink bow in his hair looks on happily.
MAN: ha ha ha did you miss me? 
Dogs: bar bark bark!

PANEL 3: Close up on the man, who looks horrified.
MAN: But…I… I was only gone…

PANEL 4: Over the man’s shoulder we see the room - it’s a mess. Overturned trash can, box of dog food on it’s side, with a rug under it that’s crumpled up. A table is overturned. There are paw prints and other marks on the walls and floor. There’s a puddle on the floor. The pug, dachshund, great dane, and pomeranian stand amongst the mess, excited.
MAN: for six minutes.

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