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COMIC TITLE: Naming Types of Barks PANEL 1: An english bull dog with brown patches lays in a dog bed. NARRATION: The “Spanish bull before the charge” Sound effect: Hff?! Hff. PANEL 2: From behind their head, a yellow lab looks down a hallway with a door on each side. NARRATION: The “cave” Sound effect: BARK! …ark…ark. PANEL 3: A short fuzzy black dog with a white chest cringes at the viewer. NARRATION: The “Slowly cracked soda can” Sound effect (from it’s butt): tssss PANEL 4: OSO, the fawn pug, jogs along a green hill with a tree and bushes in the background. SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, stands in the background, turning his head to look at OSO. NARRATION: The “Winter-weight buffalo crossing the road in Yellowstone” Sound effect: Hffflg Nglhh Hlgf SHELDON: Is that just from WALKING??? —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

 

COMIC TITLE: Naming Types of Barks PANEL 1: A liver-brown dog with floppy ears looks back at the viewer, eyes wide and mouth open. In front of him is a metal dog bowl with two pieces of kibble left. NARRATION: The “Church organ warm-up” Sound effect: BRAAAAAORRRRRR PANEL 2: A papillion with a brown head and patch on it’s white botton, hovers in mid hop. His owner pours kibble from a blue bag into his green dog bowl. NARRATION: The “Submarine Sonar Ping” Sound effect: ing! ing! PANEL 3: A tan pomeranian with a white face rides in a black purse carried by a woman in a purple sweater. NARRATION: The “Bubble Wrap Addict” Sound Effect: Pahp! Pahp! Pahp! PANEL 4: A white great pyranese sticks his nose out from a window. Green bushes in front tell us we’re looking from the outside-in. NARRATION: The “unbalanced towels in the dryer” Sound effect: WUFF-ala WUFF-ala WUFF-ala —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
COMIC TITLE: Naming Types of Barks PANEL 1: Two shepherds stare at the viewer, mouths slightly open in barks. NARRATION: The “Two shoes in a dryer” Sound Effect: Gerr-RUFF! Gerr-RUFF! Gerr-RUFF! PANEL 2: A chow-chow lays on carpet. NARRATION: The “Inflatable guest bed slowly losing air all night” Sound Effect: Brrrrrrrrfffffffff PANEL 3: A honey-colored basset hound stares at the camera with wide eyes. NARRATION: The “10-Year old Scottish kid learning bagpipes” Sound Effect: baaROOOOOOO PANEL 4: A beagle walks away from the viewer, glaring over his shoulder. Sound Effect: The “Still-mad-at-you, Marvel-movie slow-walk-away” Sound Effect: woof. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
COMIC TITLE: Naming Types of Barks PANEL 1: A dalmatian dog looks longingly at a roasted turkey sitting on a table. Sound Effect: ARoooOOOoooawwr NARRATION: The “Opera Singer Who Stubbed a Toe” PANEL 2: A tan dog stands looking at a front door. Sound Effect: …Bark? ….Bark? NARRATION: The “Mic check at a concert” PANEL 3: A blue eyed tri-color australian shepherd barks with eyes wide and mouth open, but his head swoops as he hears something, eyes still wide but mouth closed. Sound Effect: BARK BARK BAR—??????? Narration: The “Elevator that stops between floors” PANEL 4: A white and brown spotted french bull dog holds his head up with his mouth open, eyes bulging. Sound Effect: HARRRRARARARWWHHHHKKHKHKH Narration: The “Old man in need of a lozenge” —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
COMIC TITLE: Naming Types of Barks PANEL 1: A Siberian Husky raises his nose, mouth open in howl. Sound Effect: Awoooooooooooo NARRATION: The “Space Shuttle Launch” PANEL 2: A King Charles Cavelier Spaniel opens her mouth in a bark, eyes bulging. Sound Effects: bah rah rah rah bah rah rah rah bah rah rah rah bah rah rah rah bah rah rah rah NARRATION: The “Blender with a Spoon in it” PANEL 3: A Chocolate Labrador Retriever stands at a window, looking concerned. Sound Effects: B— B— B— NARRATION: The “Popcorn Kernal That Won’t Pop” PANEL 4: A small tan Pekingese stands in a doorway. Sound Effect: …boof? NARRATION: The “Polite-but-still-unexpected-fart” ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
COMIC TITLE: Naming Types of Barks PANEL 1: A yorkshire terrior mounds across the panel, the text of the bark following the line of the bounce. Sound Effect: Bii Yii Yii Yii Yii Yii NARRATION: The “Trampoline” PANEL 2: A bloodhound lifts his head, mouth open and eyes wide. Sound Effect: BOO-woo-woo-woo-woo. BOO-woo-woo-woo-woo. NARRATION: The “Car engine that won’t turn over” PANEL 3: A mastiff faces the viewer, mouth wide open, face wrinkles taking over his face. Sound Effect: BOOOOOOORK NARRATION: The “New Orleans Slow Funeral Tuba” PANEL 4: A light golden chihuahua huddles downin the middle of a fuzzy dog bed, eyes wide in terror. Sound Effect: …Bip. ….Bip. NARRATION: The “Smoke Detector with a Dying Battery” ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
PANEL 1: Standing in the doorway in the background, OSO (a fawn pug) watches DIGBY (a brown dachshund), in the foreground digging voraciously at the carpet. OSO: What are you doing? DIGBY: Burying my bone. But. This. Ground. Isn’t. GROUNDING! PANEL 2: OSO looks closer as DIGBY continues to dig. OSO: ‘Cause it’s NOT ground. DIGBY: IT’S SHAPED LIKE GROUND! This makes no sense! PANEL 3: OSO looks confused as DIGBY continues digging, eyes bulging. OSO: You’re just exfoliating the carpet. DIGBY: WHAT SHALL IT PROFIT A MAN, IF HE SHALL GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD, YET LOSE HIS SOIL?!? —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
PANEL 1: OSO, a fawn pug, and DIGBY, a brown dashchund, lay on the floor inside, near a window. They turn their heads as they hear a “BARK!” from outside. OSO: Did you hear that? DIGBY: Wait. That wasn’t me. And it wasn’t you. PANEL 2: The two dogs stand in front of the window, mouths open in barks. OSO: Yet somehow… another dog exists?!? Bark bark bark! DIGBY: This is beyond shocking! To find we are not alone in this universe?!? Bark bark bark! PANEL 3: OSO and DIGBY bark wildly against a bright green background. Sound effects: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! PANEL4: DIGBY still stands at the window, his front paw up on the window sill. OSO stands facing away, eyes wide in thought. DIGBY: I find that the real spice of lief is a complete lack of object permanence. OSO: I look forward to this EXACT CONVERSATION again in five minutes. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
PANEL 1: OSO, a fawn pug, trots next to DIGBY, a brown dachshund, along a path surrounded by grass and trees. DIGBY: In my dream, I was running after a squirrel! PANEL 2: Close up on DIGBY as he runs down a grassy hill, trees in the background. DIGBY: ACROSS FIELDS! OVER ROCKS! FASTER THAN I’VE EVER RAN!! PANEL 3: The two dogs have stopped to think. DIGBY: But when I woke up, I hadn’t moved. PANEL 4: OSO looks with wide eyes, DIGBY is shook. OSO: Life is a journey, and you took a staycation. DIGBY: I RAN WITH EMOTION!! Just…no motion. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
PANEL 1: SHELDON, a ten year old with large glasses, kneels on the ground, holding OSO’s (a fawn pug) face. NARRATION: Sometimes I look in to your eyes and see a wisdom vast and old. PANEL 2: OSO walks past an easy chair proudly, eyes closed. NARRATION: A quiet sense you understand the hidden shape the world will hold. PANEL 3: OSO has stopped walking, eyes wide, cringing mouth. NARRATION: Your soul is wise! Your knowledge vast! (And yet…I hate to be a jerk….) PANEL 4: From behind OSO, he has stopped at the bottom of a staircase, head tilted, question marks coming from his head. NARRATION: I see you’ve frozen in the hall — DID YOU FORGET HOW STAIRS SHOULD WORK? —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller