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PANEL 1: Black text on a textured tan background. TEXT: Things that have “never happened before” …happen all the time. - Scott Sagan PANEL 2: NARRATION: Dog Owners: “YUPPP” Image: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, lays in bed at night, holding his pillow under his head, one eye clamped shut while one eye bulges open. OSO, a fawn pug, has flopped himself over GRAMP’s head, legs in the air, mouth wide open in a loud snore. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

 

PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, pulls a cookie jar from an open cabinet. SHELDON, a ten year old boy, stands next to him, talking. SHELDON: When A.I. becomes conscious, will lit be IMMORAL to force it to obey us? PANEL 2: GRAMP puts his hand in to the jar while SHELDON continues. SHELDON: I mean, you can’t just order around a sentient being. That feels wrong. PANEL 3: GRAMP puts a treat in SHELDON’s outstretched hand. SHELDON: I’d like to think humanity would say “I can’t make a living thing perform tricks for me.” PANEL 4: GRAMP turns to put the cookie jar away while SHELDON turns to OSO, a fawn pug. SHELDON: Anyway, SIT. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
PANEL 1: A red headed woman walks with two grocery bags, with a fence and some bushes in the background. A yellow labrador retriever stands behind her, mouth open in a bark. NARRATION: Medical alert dogs can tell you when your heartbeat is irregular. STARBURST: AMAZING! PANEL 2: An older latino man with balding bushy grey hair, mustache and gottee sips a coffee mug while holding some papers. A black poodle stands behind him, mouth open in a bark. NARRATION: Medical alert dogs can warn you when your blood sugar is dangerously off. STARBUST: GENIUS! PANEL 3: A black woman with curly hair and glasses walks outside, a bush behind her. A brown boxer dog stands behind her, mouth open in a bark. NARRATION: Medical alert dogs can tell you if a seizure is coming. STARBUST: BRILLIANT! PANEL 4: Indoors, OSO, the fawn pug, stands in a doorway, eyes wide looking in to the middle distance. NARRATION: Meanwhile, YOUR dingus can’t remember why they stood up. STARBUST: SCHOLAR! ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, sits on a sofa reading a magazine. Next to him lays OSO, a fawn pug.
NARRATION: Sometimes your dog will be laying there, having done absolutely NOTHING all day.

PANEL 2: Same scene, but OSO has opened his mouth in a huge sigh. Gramp looks up from his magazine.
NARRATION: And then suddenly they will sigh the most WORLD-WEARY, EXHAUSTED SIGH
SFX: Siiiiigh….

PANEL 3: GRAMP looks down at OSO, who has resumed doing nothing. A question mark floats above GRAMP’s head.
NARRATION: And you’ll think to yourself “What doe this little fella have to worry about?”

PANEL 4: Close up on OSO laying on the sofa, eyes wide, thought particles bursting above his head in worry.
NARRATION: You should know: it’s ALWAYS about investments they’ve made.

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PANEL 1: Black text on a tan background.
TEXT: DOGS MAKE TERRIBLE “PEOPLE” …They just can’t pull it off

PANEL 2: A judge in a black robe leans on his shoulder, furrowing his brow at a dog in the witness box. The dog is a thin white dog with grey-brown spots. His tail wags wildly behind him.
NARRATION: IN COURT
DOG: No, your honor. I never saw the stolen millions.

PANEL 3: A man in a toga and an olive branch head piece stands facing away from the viewer, holding a knife. A man with bushy grey eyebrows also wearing a toga holds a knife as a black chunky dog wearing an olive branch head piece holds his arms dramatically out, but his tail wags wildly behind him. A third man’s hand holding a knife cuts in from the side.
NARRATION: IN THEATRE
DOG: Et Tu, Brute?

PANEL 4: A blonde woman with a purple headband sits at a table with a while table cloth and vase of daisies. Sitting across from her is a brown Labrador, whose tail is wagging wildly behind him.
NARRATION: IN DATING
DOG: The waitress was flirting with me? No, I didn’t even notice.

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PANEL 1: DIGBY, a brown dachshund, looks up in a tree, where OSO, a fawn pug, stands in front of, oblivious.
DIGBY: Hey. There is a squirrel DIRECTLY above you.

PANEL 2: DIGBY looks at OSO as he tries to look up.
OSO: ABOVE me? Like…UP-up?

PANEL 3: OSO struggles to bend his head up.
OSO: I AM LOOKING…AS UP…AS I CAN LOOK
Background SFX: HRNNNNNNGH

PANEL 4: DIGBY looks unimpressed at OSO, who has fallen on his back, all 4 legs sticking up.
OSO: Ah yes. Squirrel.

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PANEL 1: A thin bald man with heavy dark eyebrows and a large mustache, holds a glass half filled with water. He wears a dark suit with a dark tie.
NARRATION: Pessimist
MAN: The glass is half-empty.

PANEL 2: A woman with curly hair, wearing a yellow sweater, smiles big. She holds a half filled glass of water.
NARRATION: Optimist
WOMAN The glass is half-full.

PANEL 3: DIGBY, a brown dachshund, stands next to a silver trashcan and a water bowl with his name on it. Below him are puddles of water. DIGBY lifts his back leg as he smiles to the viewer.
NARRATION: Dog Optimist
DIGBY: Your floor is half-dry!

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PANEL 1: OSO, a fawn pug, stands inside with mouth wide open, as a person hands him a bone.
NARRATION: Take bone

PANEL 2: OSO, outside in a backyard surrounded by a fence with bushes peaking out the top, is head-first in a hole, dirt spraying out behind him as he digs. A pile of dirt gathers behind him.
NARRATION: Bury bone

PANEL 3: OSO stands next to a pile of dirt in the background with a brain-less smile on his face.
NARRATION: Forget bone exists.

PANEL 4: OSO, with a durpy wide-eyed smile, faces the camera. Sparkles and a glow surround him, as behind him is a yard full of dirt piles.
NARRATION: Dog Brain: FACTORY RESET DAILY!

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PANEL 1: DIGBY, a brown dachshund, stands on a plot of grass with a small tree and some bushes behind him. He holds up his left front paw, smiling down at it.
TEXT (floating in the sky): DIS MY PAW AND DIS MY TAIL

PANEL 2: DIGBY continues to stand on the grass, a snail under his right foot, he looks up at his slightly fluffy ears.
TEXT (floating in the sky): DEES MY EARS AND DIS A SNAIL

PANEL 3: DIGBY, flies through the air, with a transparent swoosh and yellow burst, his eyes wide in excitement and mouth open.
TEXT (floating in the sky): DIS WHOLE WERLD DA BESTEST PLACE

PANEL 4: DIGBY has tackled DANTE, a ten year old boy wearing a baseball cap low over his eyes. A book flies through the air, a casualty of the tackle. DIGBY’s tongue is out in a lick to DANTE’s face.
TEXT (floating in the sky): cause YOU there MY FAVORITE FACE

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PANEL 1: A black and white cow looks happily at the viewer.
Text: Remember kids: The cow says… “MOO!”

PANEL 2: A brown horse with a black main looks happily at the viewer.
Text: The horse says… “NEIGH!”

PANEL 3: A white sheep with black nose and ears looks happily at the viewer.
Text: The sheep says… “BAAA!”

PANEL 4: A fawn pug, OSO stands on a blue rug, his eyes wide and pointing different directions.
Text: The pugs says… “SNORFLOGHKK”

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