Login with Patreon
Login with Patreon
PANEL 1: OSO, a fawn pug, runs alongside DIGBY, a brown dachshund. The sky is blue and the grass is green.
DIGBY: Today my person gave me a bone. So I buried it under my pillow.

PANEL 2: DIGBY continues to run along the grass.
DIGBY: But then!?! Just a few minutes later!?! I FOUND a bone buried under my pillow!

PANEL 3: OSO stops to think, DIGBY is surrounded by a glowing light.
OSO: …The trick to happiness is no short-tern memory.
DIGBY: DOUBLE BONES!!

———
Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: DIGBY, a brown dachshund, runs alongside OSO, a fawn pug. The sky is blue and a brown fence and green grass are behind them.
DIGBY: Humans call me “Little Weiner Dog,” but I not little.

PANEL 2: DIGBY stops to look at a blue bird standing in the grass.
DIGBY: To all sorts of folks, I a FEARSOME GIANT! Look it this tiny bird! He thinks I a massive warrior!

PANEL 3: DIGBY towers over a small bug.
DIGBY: Look it this bug down here! He think I a battle tank!

PANEL 4: OSO the pug looks happily while DIGBY freaks out next to him.
OSO: Maybe it’s just fun to say “Little Weiner Dog”
DIGBY: I A GROUND-LEVEL GLADIATOR!

———
Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: A dark brown long-haired dachshund with a stick in his mouth comes bounding towards a fawn pug. They stand on a sidewalk with grass, a fence, green trees and a blue sky. 
DACHSHUND: Look! I found a stigg under some stones.
PUG: A stigg!

PANEL 2: Close up o the interaction, both dogs look happy. The stick is still in the dashchund’s mouth.
DACHSHUND: I pulled and pulled and pulled the stigg from tha stone!
PUG: You pulled the stigg from tha stone? That makes you king!!

PANEL 3: Close up on the dachshund, on a slightly blue-grey background, stick still in mouth.
DACHSHUND: The king? No no no. I not big and strong. I too short to be king.

PANEL 4: The pug and dachshund bound along a strip of grass, blue sky above them. The stick remains in his mouth.
PUG:  You a SHORT KING.
DACHSHUND: Ha ha ha yes! We love a short king!

——
Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: An older man with white hair and a dark sweater stands with his hands behind his back.
MAN: Hello, I’m James Dyson, of Dyson vacuums. And I’m here to talk to you about our MOST POWERFUL VACUUM YET.

PANEL 2: Close up on JAMES, as he holds a finger up.
JAMES: Our new design not only vacuums up only vacuums up crumbs from your floor, it SEEKS THEM OUT. And as it vacuums up those crumbs… it coats your wooden floor with an industry first protective layer of saliva.

PANEL 3: JAMES holds up a derpy looking pug.
TEXT ON BACKGROUND: Small Dog, from Dyson.
JAMES: …and the ONLY emission is barely a noticeable gas release! …Six to 468 times a day.

———
Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: GRAMP, a bald man with a grey mustache, sits in a navy blue easy chair. A small pug stands a few feet away, look at him. NARRATION: if I far, I want near PANEL 2: Closer up on GRAMP, reacting to pug reaching over the arm of the chair. NARRATION: if I near, I want next to PANEL 3: GRAMP looks more relaxed as the pug settles on his lap. NARRATION: if I next to, I want shirt PANEL 4: GRAMP looks astounded as the pug pops out from under his shirt neck. The background dis brighter, more intense. NARRATION: I SAY I WANT SHIRT. —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller  
Alt Text Transcript and Description of Comic:
PANEL 1: Sheldon, a 10 year old boy in an orange shirt, blue shorts, and big glasses, walks left to right on a blank blue background.
Narration box: You walk towards your dog.
PANEL 2: Oso the pug lays on the ground, looking to the left, blank expression on his big bug-eyes.
Narration box: Your dog
PANEL 3: Sheldon picks up the pace.
Narration Box: You job towards your dog
PANEL 4: Oso sits in the same spot, unmoving.
Narration Box: Your dog
PANEL 5: Sheldon runs faster, more determined.
Narration Box: You sprint towards your dog
PANEL 6: Oso has not moved or changed expression, the background becomes more green.
Narration box: Your dog.
PANEL 7: Sheldon runs with arms up, mouth wide open, frantic to cause a reaction.
Narration Box: You sprint towards your dog menacingly.
PANEL 8: No reaction from Oso.
Narration box: Your dog
PANEL 9: Sheldon stops, baffled as to what to do. No narration.
PANEL 10: Sheldon stands, unblinking. No narration.
PANEL 11: Sheldon starts creeping slowly.
Narration Box: You GLACIALLY inch toward your dog
PANEL 12: Background now bright yellow. Oso is up on all four feet, ready to play, mouth open.
Narration Box: Your Dog.
Closing Note:
Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the FULL Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller