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PANEL 1: OSO, a fawn pug, stands at a window with his paws on the glass, facing away from the viewer.
NARRATION: I look out window. Stare and stare. To look for you. But you not there.

PANEL 2: From outside the house, looking in the window, we see OSO looking outside, with on ear up.
NARRATION: Did that car stop? My ears go fast. No, that not you. …That hope go past.

PANEL 3: From behind OSO’s head, we see a man walking down a sidewalk. Green grass and bushes in front of a fence, with a bird on it.
NARRATION: I see a peoples! They not you. And then a bird. (It not you, too.)

PANEL 4: The front door has opened and GRAMP, seen from chest down, walks in with a grocery bag in one hand, with other hand giving a thumbs up. OSO prances next to him, gleefully looking up at GRAMP. A heart and excited lines emanate from his head.
NARRATION: But then you home! Oh joyous joy! I WAS SO BRAVE. The goodest boi.

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PANEL 1: A white and brown spotted pointer dog stands staring at a tree, one leg up, tail straight up in the air in attention. On the tree in the foreground is a squirrel, looking back nervously. NARRATION: Dogs have an ancient, instinctive hunting posture known as THE PAW LIFT. PANEL 2: A red hunting dog stands among some bushes while ducks swim, stand and fly around a pond. The hunting dog’s front leg is lifted, eyes squinting. NARRATION: It means: I see prey. I am ready. I will STRIKE. PANEL 3: A small brown dachshund, DIGBY, stands on a front lawn with a fence and bush behind him. He lifts his front leg, tongue sticking out in concentration. On the sidewalk in front of him lays a brown, dried leaf. NARRATION: Unfortunately, your dingus uses it on a dry leaf that moved slightly wrong. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: ARTHUR, a yellow duck, stands next to OSO, a fawn pug. They both look directly at the viewer.
ARTHUR: You can tell how excited a dog is for a treat by WHICH PARTS of their mouth make first contact.

PANEL 2: ARTHUR looks at OSO as a hand comes in from the right, with a piece of grey kibble. OSO’s lips are pursed, eyes squinting, clearly not sure he wants the treat.
NARRATION: Emotionally beige, basic kibble.
ARTHUR: They lips go first, reluctantly.

PANEL 3: ARTHUR continues, while the hand from the right, with open palm, hands OSO a better treat. His mouth is wide open, eyes excited.
NARRATION: A respectable mid-tier chew.
ARTHUR: The teeth go first, but gently.

PANEL 4: ARTHUR cringes, as the hand from the right has disappeared into OSO’s mouth, his eyes dilated in joy, stars springing from his head.
NARRATION: Freshly cooked chicken.
ARTHUR: Oh no. They’ve invloed THE MOLARS.

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PANEL 1: GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, sits at a table with a laptop computer in front of him. NARRATION: Friends! Ever sit at your desk with tons of work to do, but you can’t be bothered to put in the effort? Try… THE BOOF! GRAMP: The WHAT? PANEL 2: OSO the fawn pug lays on the ground in front of a sliding glass door. On the other side of the door stands a squirrel, pausing in fear of being caught. OSO looks up, eyelids low, looking tired. He turns his head towards the squirrel but shows little effort. NARRATION: The Boof! It’s when a dog knows they should bark at something, but they have ZERO ENERGY for it. So it comes out like… OSO: boof. PANEL 3: GRAMP sits at the desk with his lap top, with fist to his mouth, eyes wide. NARRATION: NOW YOU’VE GOT IT! Time to tackle all those emails you have to respond to! GRAMP: boof. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: DIGBY, the brown dachshund, lays on a floor. A large “Z” floats in the air, indicating he’s sleeping. His tail wags in his sleep. Sound Effect: thunk.

PANEL 2: DIGBY has not moved, still asleep, his tail keeps wagging. Sound Effect: THUNK.

PANEL 3: DIGBY, still sleeping, wags his tail more. Sound Effect: THUNK. THUNK. THUNK. THUNK.

PANEL 4: ARTHUR the yellow duck has burst in to frame, with a straw hat and a piece of wheat sticking out of his mouth. He taps his foot as he exuberantly sings:
ARTHUR: [music notes] IF IT HADN’T BEEN FOR COTTON-EYED JOE, I’D BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME AGO [music notes]

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PANEL 1: A tall, skinny, bald man with a white mustache stands holding a book under his arm, raising his finger in the air with the other hand. He wears a skinny tie and a brown suit.
NARRATION: WISDOM:
MAN: “Better to REMAIN SILENT and be thought a fool… than to SPEAK and remove all doubt.”

PANEL 2: DIGBY, the brown dachshund, and OSO, the fawn pug, leap in the air propelled by their barks. Their eyes are wide and their mouths are open wide. The background is filled with the word “bark”.
NARRATION: SMALL DOGS:
SOUND EFFECT: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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PANEL 1: 
NARRATION: Most of the time, Pacman eats stale, boring, run-of-the-mill “dots”
This panel shows the classic screen of the Pacman video game, with blue wall borders, pale orange dots, and the bright yellow pacman with mouth open.

PANEL 2:
NARRATION: But every once in a while, he gets a taste for a power pellet
This panel shows a close up of Pacman, mouth open, with two small dots in front of him, followed by a large pale orange dot.

PANEL 3:
NARRATION: And he goes absolutely bonkers, chasing down anything he can eat in a crazed state.
This panel shows Packman, with excited lines exuding from his head, with two small dots in front on him. In front of those dots are two ghosts - one red, one blue - with eyes wide looking at Pacman.

PANEL 4:
NARRATION: This is a metaphor for your dog getting even the tiniest sliver of salmon
This panel shows GRAMP, an older bald man with a grey mustache, and SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, sitting at a table with salmon, mashed potatoes and peas on the plates in front of them. OSO, the fawn pug, has his feet on the edge of the table, poking his eyes and nose over the edge, his ears sticking straight up.
SHELDON: Uh-oh. He’s got “THE EYES.”

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PANEL 1: OSO, the fawn pug, turns in a circle on a green rug. Sound effect: circle, circle PANEL 2: OSO continues to turn in a circle, facing away from us. Sound effect: circle-circle-circle PANEL 3: OSO, eyes wide and ears back, keeps circling. Sound effect: circle CIRCLE circle circle Circle CIRCLE circle circle CIRCLE circle CIRCLE PANEL 4: A large moon filling the panel rises over a silhouette of a tree and a hill. A pug stands circling, eyes glowing. Narration: …and there are some who say, on full-moon nights, you can STILL hear him circling 48,000 times before laying down… —— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
PANEL 1: DANTE, a ten year old boy wearing a baseball cap low over his eyes, stands with his hands in his pockets, looking over his shoulder. SHELDON, a ten year old boy with large glasses, holds his fawn pug, OSO, under his forearms. OSO’s tongue is out in mid-lick.
SHELDON: I think it’s incredibly sweet that dogs lick us.

PANEL 2: Close up on SHELDON holding OSO, who is still licking him.
SHELDON: Here are two species who don’t share a language, trying in any way they can to COMMUNICATE.

PANEL 3: DANTE turns to look at them, still in mid-lick.
SHELDON: So each lick becomes this SOULFUL GESTURE. Beyond language, beyond words…it’s two hearts bonding in a gorgeous sentiment that says: “I truly love you.”

PANEL 4: Super close up on SHELDON, eyes squinting in love, and OSO, eyes dilated with tongue out.
NARRATION: MEANWHILE:
OSO, in thought bubble: SALTY!

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TITLE: Learn the wisdom of your dog…through their ears!
PANEL 1: DIGBY, the brown dachshund, looks with wide eyes, fluffy ears perked up.
TEXT: Ears up: CURIOUS!

PANEL 2: DIGBY looks concerned with his earns down.
TEXT: Ears down: NERVOUS!

PANEL 3: DIGBY’s ears are one up, one down, with wiggle lines.
TEXT: Ears swiveling: DISCERNING!

PANEL 4: DIGBY’s ears are back, mouth cringing.
TEXT: Ears back: Worried that the one thing keeping us out of a recession is an. ungodly bubble of A.I. construction that that will never pay off.

TITLE AT THE BOTTOM: DOGS: SUCH WISDOM!

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